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Be safe my lil felons

Reminder to check how the lïfting blogs that interact with you use their blogs because I keep seeing bitches who don't separate their regular blogging from the illēgàl activitès even after all the PSAs!!!!

READING IS FUNDAMENTAL Y'ALL

iiiinactiveurllbiiiitch-deactiv

reposting so that it’s in the community LOL

sharkylifts

idk if this has been posted inside the community but I just wanted to share

indigoklepto

Wi$h scam

If anyone uses Wish, they can be scammed to a degree. Legit buy something (s), wait for it to arrive, but then hop on their app, and contact the "customer service" bot. After a week or two of the "arriving by" date, you can claim simply that your item never arrived. It even says that "hey, we're sorry and all, and even if your item arrives, you can keep it", but it'll still eventually offer a refund either back to your card, or you can use Wish Cash (kind of like store credit) to get more stuff with. Not too shabby.

foxyliftblr

Idk about you guys, but I’ve been lifting for around 4 years, and never once has lifting filled that empty part of me. Not once.

I’m not talking about, needing new shoes, socks, jackets or food. Essentials are essentials.

I’m talking about some makeup palettes or blushes or just something that I grabbed, because I could. None of that has made me genuinely feel better about myself. It helps but the hole is still there.

I’m glad I learned this at a young age, people around me are spending $$$ on expensive car payments or the newest bag, because they think it will make them happy.

Being a lifter gives you an early advantage into realizing that materialism will never solve any of your problems.

honeybee-lifts

best lifting feelings

1. the rush of adrenaline walking out of the towers and not beeping

2. getting a new magnet/hook

3. totaling up a big haul in ur room

4. finding shit for your friends/family that’s easy to lift

5. back to school/black friday/cyber monday sales days where you can easily lift without being sussed too much

6. getting away w/ your partner and excitedly showing each other what you got

7. swapping stories/techniques with other lifters and trying them out at stores

8. finding a new concealing method that you can pull off

9. being gay and doing crime

10. when the security guard smiles at you/passes you w/o a second glance

11. when there’s only one SA in a VERY easy store, and they’re overly friendly so u end up having a friend distract them while u snatch like 6 pins (oddly specific but me and my partner do it ALL the time)

12. when the SAs that suss/cs you don’t follow because you don’t beep

13. when you’re able to chat with the SA’s as if you’re not a felon level thief and carrying at least $200 worth of stolen merchandise from their store

14. finding a SUPER easy store to practice at with tons of blindspots, lazy SAs, and practically no LP

please add more

louseegoosey

15. going to a store you’ve lifted a LOT from, not lifting anything, watching LP follow you around, and then after you pay, walk out the door and watch them look pissed 💅🏻

16. buddying up to an SA via bemoaning the horrors of retail so they drop a bunch of super useful information (frequency of managers in store, nonexistence of LP, shifts when there’s practically no staff), and ur just sitting there nodding sympathetically, while the lift monkey in your brain does gleeful cartwheels