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@freeman-prerescas-official
Whats wrong with bed sheets that they get dirty so quickly. Im a sysphus of cleaning
Reminder I need to wash my bedsheets.
Tbh, where do you even sleep?
In my bed?
Sorry, I don't really know much about this whole alien invasion thing yet. I'm trying to understand more.
{ You wanna see it firsthand? I can make that happen. }
Am I being threatened
HOW DARE THEY IMimply they dint believe me i have a realdoctorate degree
How do they think i got this job?,???,, theyre just jealous im soooo young and smar5 but thats theleast creative insult they coukdve thoufght of im truly the smaaarterst and most of them are four times my age
I need a drink
Whats wrong with bed sheets that they get dirty so quickly. Im a sysphus of cleaning
Reminder I need to wash my bedsheets.
Tbh, where do you even sleep?
In my bed?
Sorry, I don't really know much about this whole alien invasion thing yet. I'm trying to understand more.
beardon beardman
I dont know if youre referring to my beard or calling me a bear. If its the latter, I know someone who would be more fitting, although he doesn't have a beard as awesome as mine.
It’s a goatee
Normal people have beards. You have it where you need to shave yet also have facial hair. What is wrong with you?
Goatees are hot, you’re just a hater.
Ginny is goddamn right about goatees being hot
Look at that. Hot for me, yuh uh
Shephard is really just a hater
The people are with me, Shephard!
TRAITOR
That IS pretty hot... I mean.. The uniform and gear adds to it. I whish they would give me a cool wielding tool.
Whats wrong with bed sheets that they get dirty so quickly. Im a sysphus of cleaning
Reminder I need to wash my bedsheets.
Tbh, where do you even sleep?
YOU SHOULD KISS BARNEY
I do sometimes
But why do I have to do everything around here. Maybe Barney should kiss ME
are you the one that exploded a burrito in the microwave again? i’m sick of having to clean it up
Runs away
Making me engage in physical activities should be a crime, I bet half of these old farts are in better condition than I am. Take them.
Make them do the hazard courses. They wont be missed.
Making me engage in physical activities should be a crime, I bet half of these old farts are in better condition than I am. Take them.
Whats wrong with bed sheets that they get dirty so quickly. Im a sysphus of cleaning
beardon beardman
I dont know if youre referring to my beard or calling me a bear. If its the latter, I know someone who would be more fitting, although he doesn't have a beard as awesome as mine.
It’s a goatee
Normal people have beards. You have it where you need to shave yet also have facial hair. What is wrong with you?
Goatees are hot, you’re just a hater.
Yeah, at least im not bald, like people who wear gas masks
beardon beardman
I dont know if youre referring to my beard or calling me a bear. If its the latter, I know someone who would be more fitting, although he doesn't have a beard as awesome as mine.
YOU SHOULD KISS BARNEY
I do sometimes
Wiggles my free arm and does a little silly dance
Do you need me to crowbar that vending machine for you. I know a trick.
Yes, please.
But don't you like my silly little dance?
It makes me feel… I dunno, sad? But like, for another person.
Uhmm... but you will help me right?
Yeah of course.
Freedom.
You’re a free man!
Living up to my family's name
Be careful saying anything about a cat, theoretical or otherwise, because I’m pretty sure you’ll give Barney a heart attack
Yo @barney-calhoun-official
What he talking about?
Don't remind me about that.... eugh... I still get vivid nightmares about it...
What if I found a poor stray kitten and asked you really nicely, with my big green beautiful eyes, to take care it? For me?
Then I'd tell you to keep it, take care of it, and to maybe, every once in a while, let me pet it. I could possibly take care of it, but that's a fat chance. Haha.
Maybe youre not COMPLETELY heartless
Wiggles my free arm and does a little silly dance
Do you need me to crowbar that vending machine for you. I know a trick.
Yes, please.
But don't you like my silly little dance?
It makes me feel… I dunno, sad? But like, for another person.
Uhmm... but you will help me right?
Yeah of course.
Freedom.
