[freerangemutt]

a crow , a scavenger type , california redemption

[freerangemutt]

in the emergency room for ptmbs (pulling too many bitches syndrome)

[brideofperpetua]

Sheri Moon Zombie as Baby Firefly 

HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES

[freerangemutt]

for my 18th birthday i got myself nipple piercings and a mental health evaluation

[eroticarchieve]

i can fix him

[freerangemutt]

college is fucking cool actually. i wrote a discussion post about jordan peele and social commentary in horror films. like, for class. i annoy the shit out of people just by talking about that stuff for fun, now i’m getting credit for it??? this is great

[freerangemutt]

i hope that to my followers, i’m a raccoon that keeps finding its way into their garbage despite doing everything they can to keep me out. once every three months i decide to post and it’s like. oh fuck. how did that freak get back in here. i was just getting used to not dealing with it

[freerangemutt]

one of my 8-ish year old students said i’d make a good vampire “with that hair” and because “vampires are pretty”. i win

[lambrinhh]

every man ive ever hang out with has told me im not like the other girls but they don't know im actually the narrator from fight club

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[brideofperpetua]

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

[ice-block]

Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt

[sweatermuppet]

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

[killrockstar]

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

[orpheuslament]

movies need to look shittier and grainier again

[cadaverkeys]

next years met gala theme should be The Thing (1982)

[freerangemutt]

therapy isn’t going to cut it. i need to get strangled