GREETINGS FROM EAGLELAND

U-S-A! U-S-A! [indie APH America blog please don't take seriously it's 100% sarcastic]

[freestarsandbravespangles]

suigenerismarionette started following you

Yo, yo, yo, what's shakin' homeslice?

[freestarsandbravespangles]

only here cause my mood is shit i'll be gone again in like two secs

[hideawayrocketeer-deactivated20]

[ There’s a squeak, followed by a grunt and an unhappy whine while he struggles to hold himself up with Alfred bearing down on him; he was much smaller, after all. ]

We… Aren’t… Hngh- f-friends! Get off’a’me-!

[freestarsandbravespangles]

[Nah, he'll just keep himself there thank you for the suggestion but he won't take it this time around, maybe next time.]

But Jinny, why would I do that?

[true-north-strong-deactivated20]

no.

[freestarsandbravespangles]

But yes.

[dullenglishroses]

…Nothing besides the fact that I’m suddenly very annoyed and questioning why I’m here again.

[freestarsandbravespangles]

You can't be annoyed, Artie, I'm here.

[lacunanostos]

[makes a sound again, making another grab for that hand]

I’m not playing your game!

[freestarsandbravespangles]

[and he just crosses his arms over his chest and sits up, sticking out his tongue at him.]

[lacunanostos]

Why would I miss a noisy thing that gives me headaches? That’d be like asking if I’d miss a mosquito buzzing around me.

[freestarsandbravespangles]

[pokes his side again.]

You're terrible at this game.

[lacunanostos]

You’re delusional then.

[freestarsandbravespangles]

Are you sure? Or are you just so unwilling to admit that you'll miss my pretty face if you bury it?

No need to be shy, broski, it's a pretty slick face.

[lacunanostos]

Your belief is misplaced.

[Makes a noise of complaint again, making a grab for that hand]

[freestarsandbravespangles]

I don't think it is.

[lacunanostos]

[Then this hand is going to have a death grip on it]

Don’t you do it—

[he’s only going to struggle harder why must you do this :c]

[freestarsandbravespangles]

Then admit it, broski, it's not hard. I totes believe in you.

[Pokes his side again maybe just a tiny poke before moving his hand out of reach again.]

[lacunanostos]

[He’s going to hold the other one too then :c]

Do it and I’ll break your hands.

[don’t you dare tickle he’s already trying to shimmy and wriggle away]

[freestarsandbravespangles]

[No you only get to hold one he's going to move the other one out of Aaron's reach.]

'Kay old man.

[Just let him grip a little tighter with his knees because stop squirming stupid he's trying to keep you still :c]

[lacunanostos]

[Pouts up at him, whining a bit]

There’s nothing to adm-ack!

[Yeap, he’s ticklish; he jerks away from the poke, trying to grab the other’s hand to keep him from actually tickling him]

[freestarsandbravespangles]

[And his grin turns slightly devilish because he has two hands Aaron, just because you're holding one doesn't mean he can't do more than poke you with the other.]

Admit it and I'll let you go.

[runawayquxxn-deactivated2016012]

I could easily lay a curse on your home, and drive ghosts to it. You’d be living in a legit horror movie by the time i’d be done.

[freestarsandbravespangles]

Uh huh, whatever you say McEyebrows.

[runawayquxxn-deactivated2016012]

Don’t try to test me.

[freestarsandbravespangles]

What can you possibly do, old man?

[runawayquxxn-deactivated2016012]

Ugh, fine, I’ll let you stick with that stupid nickname. For now.

[freestarsandbravespangles]

As if you could stop me.

[hideawayrocketeer-deactivated20]

What would make you think we’re friends? I’m pretty sure I’ve made it clear I can’t stand you. Actually I think I said ‘I hate you’ at least two or three times since you started harassing me.

[ Scoff ]

[freestarsandbravespangles]

[What if he just kind of drapes himself across the other's back heavily, resting his chin on the top of the other's head.]

Nah, broski, we're totes friends, yeah? You're only lying to yourself. You should be flattered; I don't usually make friends with commies unless they're Mattie.

[runawayquxxn-deactivated2016012]

No.

You very well know my name is Arthur Kirkland, not Artie McEyebrows, not anything else you can come up with.

[freestarsandbravespangles]

Whatever you say, brolocopter. Arthur Kirkland is too long to say, I'll stick with Artie, 'kay thanks.