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𝟎𝟎𝟏. kairo┊𝟎𝟎𝟐. twenty-five┊𝟎𝟎𝟑. she/her/he/him┊𝟎𝟎𝟒. fluid (wlw)┊𝟎𝟎𝟓. dms always open KINKS: 𝟎𝟎𝟏. sneezing┊𝟎𝟎𝟐. tickling┊𝟎𝟎𝟑. bdsm┊𝟎𝟎𝟒. edging┊ DNI: 𝟎𝟎𝟏. minors┊𝟎𝟎𝟐. bigots (racism and homophobia are NOT tolerated)┊ #mywavs reblog my wavs and tell me exactly what they did to you ❥

#snz #snzblr #snz kink #snz fetish #about me #intro #dms are open for 21+ but specifically women #hiiii

faethall

A fairy fluttering under an unsuspecting nose; the tips of her wings teasing the rims of the nostrils with feather-light touches as they twitch and flare, particles of fairy dust trapped in the current as the unwary victim takes a deep sniffle—

#i think i have a macro/micro kink but only for the micro portion of it #is this a bad time to admit that faeries are so sexy to me #someone help is there a market for fairy sneeze?

mollysnz

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Here’s me trying my hand at a more dom wav, which I’m honestly not super happy with but it’s all edited so may as well put it out there. Definitely NSFW themes, mentions of listener touching themselves and me being teasy and stuff..

It was kind of hard recording just because sneezing itself makes me super subby, but it was definitely fun bc I prefer being dom anyway with vanilla things lol.

I promise my next dom wav will be better, 🙏 this is kinda just me pressing go and seeing what happens.

#the stifles ohfuck #and your voice #oh my god #i am squirming and blushing #snz wav #wlw snz

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i went to an outdoor market today, and spent 5 hours walking around. i realized about 2 hours in that i had forgotten to take my allergy medicine. and now the rest of the night will sound like this because there’s so much pollen in my nose.

#the weather is gorgeous #all week we had torrential downpours #now it’s 95 degrees and sunny #the wind is blowing the pollen around #my eyes are so itchy #snzblr #snz wav #snz kink #snz #sneeze wav #snz fet #my wavs

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at the tail end of my cold. feeling much better, but mostly riled up after all of that sneezing (and ALL of the blessing i received). i can’t even focus on taking care of myself because the sneezing is interrupting me.

#my sneezes were all over the place #some stifles some let outs some drawn out wet ones #i was a mess by the end #and didn’t even finish because i was having too much fun #embarrassing #sorry the audio is quiet #neighbors!!!#snzblr #snz wav #snz kink #snz #sneeze wav #snezaudio

bastadawg

#expeditiously #i am a certified professional

how are you feeling today?

better! on the mend, just ready for the weekend. i definitely need a hot bath and a glass of wine because this was a LONG week. not achy anymore, but my head is still fully congested. i am burning through boxes of tissues at the speed of light. lots of false starts

#feeling much better though #snzblr #snz kink

Whats your opinion on woman adorable / cute sneezes?

i love women!!! i love adorable/cute sneezes!!! i have a wide range of sneezes i enjoy, from breathy, hitch pitched sneezes, so guttural, harsh, wet sneezes. i enjoy all types of content.

#i am not picky #i LOVE sneeze end sentence #like ughhh yeah #but soft cute sneezes are soooo mfnfhfhfbf hot #they’re so unsatisfying it makes me crazy it’s so hot #snzblr #critical thinking #snz kink #snz fet

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just got in from work, thought i’d update you on the state of my cold. it’s not any better.

#i don’t feel too bad #just itchy and tired #i’m surprised i didn’t lose my voice #that’s typically the first to go #but the hitching is insane it’s so embarrassing #i usually try to remove myself if i feel it starting #snzblr #snz wav #snz kink #snz fet #my wavs

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there is so much irritation in my nose. i can’t even control it.

#i couldn’t even speak #it was just so intense #each fit takes so much out of me i am breathless #these have been particularly wet #i only managed to cover like half #snzblr #snz wav #snz kink #snz fet #my wavs

I hope you don't mind me saying this but your cold wav did things to me and my lady parts. Your sick voice is gorgeous and your build ups and harsh cold sneezes made me shiver. Get well soon, you poor thing. But maybe not too soon...

this literally gave me goosebumps from head to toe. thank you so much for such a sweet comment. i don’t mind this at all. the thought of my sneezes making you shiver is very enticing.

i’m glad you enjoyed my sick voice, i was a little embarrassed but i’m super glad i made a talkie anyways. i think this cold is going to linger a while, so you’re free to message me if you’d like…

xx

#the harsh sneezes are usually a hallmark of my colds #i’m glad you enjoy them #this is one of the hottest asks i’ve ever gotten #i love making wavs #hiii #i am blushing and squirming oh my godddd

Your sneezes drive me insane, please keep them coming!

i love making wavs so i’ll keep posting them!

#especially when i have a cold #snzblr #critical thinking

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the cold perseveres, and so do i. (no talking, just sounds of irritation and exhaustion.)

#the kitty is laying with me to keep me company #so i’m sure it’s flaring my allergies but idc #im so tired #snzblr #snz wav #snz kink #sneeze wav #snezaudio

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called in sick this morning, so i’m just laying in bed lamenting about how i feel. i am a mess, my nose won’t stop tickling, my eyes are streaming and i can’t find a comfortable position to lay in. enjoyyyy.

#i sound pretty stuffy and gross in this #and the sneezes keep coming in pairs?#except for the false starts which are awful #but this is probably the most normal talkie i’ve done #snzblr #snz wav #snz kink #snz #sneeze wav #my wavs #snezaudio

i’ve been tracking my sneezes for about a year now…mostly allergies, but i had a few sinus infections AND the flu during this time. am i a hall of fame-r?

#i am honestly so impressed #i didn’t consider myself sneezy until i got on here and saw some people like never sneeze #and i sneeze AT LEAST once a day #interesting #i should make more wavs but my alone time is like 0%#snz kink #snzblr

great, i’m catching (another) cold.

#everyone at work was sick and i thought i dodged it #body aches are awful rn #sore throat and headache #ughhhh #i am starting to sneeze my head off #becoming for frequent every hour #nose is a faucet #haven’t slept more than 5 hours in over a week #helppp!!!#wavs soon i’m sure

sf-libet

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i don't really talk in this one and it's pretty short. i also sing a little--i got the idea to do this really spur of the moment and was in the middle of listening to rio by duran duran lmfao

#oh fuckk #i can’t #this is so #oh my god #i am squirming and blushing #snz wav

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