cdjailhouse :
Dad no. No no no. Iām not going to harm myself! I promised not to do that a long time ago! Iāve never done that. Iām not going to hurt myself on purpose dad.
Good! Good. I donāt want to see you hurt.
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cdjailhouse :
Dad no. No no no. Iām not going to harm myself! I promised not to do that a long time ago! Iāve never done that. Iām not going to hurt myself on purpose dad.
Good! Good. I donāt want to see you hurt.
cdjailhouse :
Okay cya in a bit Mica!ā¦Dad. you make it sound like you think Iām going to pop my eyes out of my head. Iām focusing on the road.
You sounded like you were! Promise me youāre not going to harm yourself like that, Christopher. Youāre...... To me youāre.. The thing is...
pistolsandprada :
cdjailhouse:
I have two eyes. Besides that isnāt supposed to be literal dad. You want to stay on the line Mica?
⦠No. You go ahead and focus on driving. Iāll see you when you get here. Drive safe.
[Mica hangs up and goes back to loitering]Ā
And you need them both do not remove them- please donāt remove your eyes Christopher. Itās extremely important you listen to me on this Do Not Remove Your Eyes.
pistolsandprada :
cdjailhouse:
How would I engage the child locks? Is there a button on the dash for that? I donāt see it here.
Maybe itās just for the back seat⦠Just keep an eye on him.
Keep your eyes on the road, not on me. Otherwise youāre pulling over and Iām driving.
pistolsandprada :
cdjailhouse:
ā¦.We are criminals dad. Why would we need a license.
Take your time. Another ten minutes doesnāt matter when Iāve already been here hours. And do yourself a favor and engage the child locks so he canāt open the doors while youāre driving.
I wouldnāt open the doors while the car is moving! Thatās insulting.
cdjailhouse :
pistolsandprada:
[Mica stares up at the sky, searching for answers. The light polluted sky has nothing to tell her.]
Okay⦠Well.. Iāll be here. [She winces at the shout about the knife, hearing Ryanās mumble in return] Yeah⦠Thatās probably for the best Chris.
Fine. You can take the knife but Iām driving dad! Please! We are on our way Mica. Be there as soon as we can.
Do you even have a driverās license? ..Do I even have one?
cdjailhouse :
pistolsandprada:
[The sound of Micaās palm hitting her own face might not be audible but her tone of voice definitely reflects it]Ā
Jesus fuckingā Iām at The Edison, downtown. Iāve been waiting for two hours; Iām in heels and this stupid fucking dress and Iām hungry and I want to lay down so I donāt care who gets me but someone better come get me. [She breathes in for a moment, then exhales excessively] Please donāt actually let him come pick me up alone he sounds awful.
Dad no! No no no. That isnāt a good idea. Iāll drive. Okay dad and I are on our way. We can get some takeout of something on our way home to get dad into bed. Because..dad that is a knife not keys!
Itās necessary. For.. For... Hm I just need it. The keys are already in my pocket. I can drive.
cdjailhouse :
pistolsandprada:
[The phone picks up on the first ring, and Mica does not sound pleased]
Dad better be dead or Iām going to kill him myself.
Hey. Donāt kill dad. Also Iām not entirely sure he isnāt a zombie right now anywaysā¦.heās actually kind of scaring me. Did you need a ride or something?
[In the background of the call] Iām not a Zombie. Iām grabbing keys. Whereās.. Drop off? Pick up. I mean pick up.
cdjailhouse :
Riiiightā¦.
Siri call Mica.
Ask her the meet up again, just in case. And if she needs anything.Ā
cdjailhouse :
Dad?ā¦Your phone is deadā¦.do you want me to call Mica?
Oh.. Yes. Tell her Iām on my way. Iāll be there in.... 30 minutes? Yeah. 20-30.
cdjailhouse :
Isnāt that it on the coffee table in front of you?ā¦Iām not sure you should be going anywhere right now dad.
Right. No, itās fine. Thereās.. Mica? She needs me. I should get moving.
cdjailhouse :
ā¦.This is likeā¦your 6th? And that just since I got homeā¦
Have you seen my phone? I need the time. Iām supposed to... Go.. Somewhere.
cdjailhouse :
ā¦.You opened your last one dad. This is a new one. You just sat down with it.
I was only supposed to sit down with one. There was something I needed to do after.
cdjailhouse :
Ummmmā¦.no? It isnāt?
But I opened it.
My soda isnāt open.
themidaseffect :
[Letting out a contented sigh then he smiles a little, relaxing where he was.]
[Ryan just lays as still as possible, his phone in one hand so he can check for delivery updates]
themidaseffect :
Noā¦no this is nice.. [He hums a little, nuzzling into Ryan for a moment before he hums.] Just put anything onā¦
Right. Good. Okay. [He moves just slightly to reach for something to set things up. Ryan smiles a little at the man on top of him, Gavinās adorable]Ā