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HAHA jokes on you i'm gonna beat you to the after world and steal all the babes >8)))
good luck with that hot shot, i hear hell's frozen over
do you think if we had met when we were alive we would have been friends til we died
why the fuck would i hang out with some loser like you when i was alive (B
princecracky said: [gasps] THAT WOULD BE SO MANY
-laughs and nods quickly- That really would be a lot, huh kiddo? D'ya think you'd be able to handle all that candy? 9;)
THEN the real halloweenie is going to be the absolute most amazing one later!!!!!! This time, triple the candy!
triple???? how about QUADRUPLE the candy
*slaps his cheek lightly* No, dipshit, it’s not. I’ll stick around for however long I want, I’ll make it a whole damn week stand if I want. I’ve already got my landlord cleaning out my room, I’m back for the whole warm season. So you’d better get used to me doing your hair. every. day. :) *pats his cheek*
I still can’t believe you would let someone else touch your precious special snowy snowflake hair after all the fuss you make about it. I must have magic fingers or somethin.
-eyes brighten up- Oh man, for an entire season? A season stand? That's extreme, you do not fuck around with people who can go for an entire season. -chuckles-
Huh, oh.... yeah..... -cheeks flush a little- Haha, I guess you do have magic fingies...! -rubs cheeks-
I dON’T think I do actually….
#-spreads his fingers- although it’d be a shame if I couldn’t see that handsome face of yours ever again#ever hear of people crossin’ their fingers behind their backs?#9;)
*groans and snatches his hand back* How about I cross something INTO your back instead. *rolls eyes and lightens up* I can’t believe I come back for one day and you’ve already got me working for you and shit. You’re lucky it’s at least something enjoyable.
Awww, -places his hand over his heart- y'know seeing you so happy to do my hair almost makes me wanna come back to life just to feel my heart pump for joy. -snickers- Also, since you've come back for one day, is it safe to call this our one DAY stand?
Ugh. *shoves a hand over his entire face and squishes* UGH. You deathier piece of shit. I’ll stick my hands in your goopy ass hair on the condition that you don’t ever fucking look at me again. Ever.
-grabs his hand and moves it sideways so that it only covers his eyes- You got yourself a good damn deal, Mr. Hydrant. -shakes head-
HA Yeah, it’s nice to be seen at all even if it’s just by you losers. Speaking of losers, I thiiiiink… *hops infront of him, lightly grabbing his chin to move his head back and forth and inspect everything* hmMMMMmmm Not bad, not bad. You clean up pretty nice, gelhead. Double speaking of which— *shoves hands inside his jacket and wipes them on his shirt* Gross. Get this shit off me, I think it melted into my skin.
Hey, HEY, that's--you -looks down at his shirt before squinting upwards at him- You're lucky I have extras back home otherwise it'd be another busted lip for you. -serious face before giving him a derpy smile- I think I cleaned up real well cause of you, fire hydrant. Will you always do my hair for me, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death, much more deathier, do us part?
……..*feels his cheeks start to burn and sidesteps to move behind him and work on the back* Huh, yeah, how lucky, I get to be your fuckin hair stylist. Whoopee.
*smooths his hands down the ends and to his nape, getting lose bits behind his ears* I can feel that I guess. I’m not super good at outfits and shit obviously but I know I owe it to the world to show off what I got. Which is it a lot.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nah man, you're pretty chill at outfits, even if I don't agree with them. You just do you and that's pretty fuckin' cool.
 B), you do look pretty funny with your hair messed up but you look pretty OG to me.
-sniffles- It's great to have friends who can see the real me -silent for a moment before snickering- Oh man, I'm never usin' that line again.Â
:o it's THE PERFECT TREAT!!! [happily takes it] what a great halloween this is turning out to be!
yeah lil man, you gotta make it the best halloween, even if you've had great halloweenies before, you've always always ALWAYS gotta make the next one better. 9:)
#if you burn it all off i swear to elvis im gonna freeze your dick off
pssh. Don’t worry bro, I couldn’t stand looking at a bald you, I would never do that to myself.
*reaches his hands up and hovers them for a beat, concentrating* Right… I got this. *dives his fingers in and starts tentatively combing every hair back into place and smoothing it down*
-sighs peacefully- Man, it's been a while since I've had someone else do my hair for me. I mean, I wouldn't just let ANYONE do my hair, it's gotta be certain people. SO.... I guess you're alright if I've let you come this far. This is like a home-run quadrupled.Â
#how the heck do you do this every DAY
-sticks his lower lip out before shrugging- It's just a life necessity that needs to be done. I gotta do the world a favor cause it ain't just bout me, this is for the entire world, that's what I'm talkin' bout.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Candy!!! Sweet candy!
*purses his lips as he gets the front view of the hair* Ohh I dunno…
#i think you owe me like 5 bottles of gel
*dips his head down and pretends to wipe more blood off his mouth* Yup, yeah, got it. I’ll get right on thaaaahahHAHAhaha fuck, okay, OKAY. PLEASE LET ME FIX IT I’M GONNA DIE. Come here. *holds a hand up and wiggles his fingies*
#you're killing me man I can't take you seriously like that#you look like one of those models with the purposeful rats nest hair
-makes a duck face- Am I beautiful, booboo?
-long, exaggerated groan- Goooooooooooooooooooodd, don't burn my hair or anythin'. -walks over and squints at him before bending forwards slightly- Â
Thanks, man, that’s quite the offer. Where do you live, if you don’t mind me asking?
Back near Maryland, in Tennessee, y'know? I got a little place I found that I fixed up and I've gotta admit, my interior design skills really exploded.
*dusts himself off and glares* Whatever, weirdo, I wasn’t DISSING anything, you just blew everything out of proportion. If I was ragging on your looks at all trust me you would know.
…..*snrt* Besides, man, right now? Not gonna lie, it looks prettyyyyy…..
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#you just got a little... I mean maybe you need some more gel or#shitpfffffftfhfh
-tries to sigh but gets interrupted by a snort- Hahahaha, okay okay -turns head to look back at Flame- But whose fault do you think that is, eh?