āI also work a dead end job, Iām at that stage of life where Iām not even just chubby any more Iām fat, I barely have any time Ā to do anything other than work and sleep, my fiancĆ© left me for another guy that he wonāt talk to me about, I donāt have any friends, so Iām a social recluse, and my inability to leave things alone means that Iām far too clingy for any guy to want. You might think youād want me Sebastian but if you woke up next to a guy like me youād be trying to get out faster than you got in, and you can deny it to make me feel better or whatever but you know itās trueā Blaineās not stupid, he doesnāt need to be mollycoddled with lies in order to feel better about himself ( thereās far too much animosity for that ). Sebastian probably spent his life running away fromĀ ācan I have your numberā questions orĀ ādo you want some breakfastā, the exact things Blaine would ask.Ā
In fact Blaineās sure heād wake up early just to make sure no sneaking out would be easily achieved, heād already have breakfast cooked, thereād be no choice. A one night stand drawn out from pity, Blaine doesnāt know whatās worse.
Sebastian recoils a little bit, unused to Blaineās sharp angerĀ ā he had never really seen this side of him ever. His hand retracts back into his own lap, trying to think and collect his thoughts before saying them ( a difficult task for someone like Sebastian ). His heart sinks to his feet at the realization that Blaine wasnāt doing nearly as well as Sebastian made him out to be in his head. Success and happiness were inevitable for Blaine in his mind, and the contrasting reality made his head spin. Blaine was wearing his heart on his sleeve and showing him the real side of the bright smile he always wore, and Sebastian was terrified he was going to mess it all up. Again.
āBlaine, you know me. Maybe not all that well, especially now since itās been so long since youāve seen me, but still probably you know me better than anyone else. And you know how brutally honest I can be. I donāt believe in beating around the bush or sugar-coating thingsĀ ā I tell people what they need to know and I donāt apologize for it because I know Iām probably the only person thatās ever going to speak the truth anymore in this messed up world. So let me tell you this: Iām going to find Kurt and Iām going to kill him for what heās done to you. Thereās no objecting here because we all know it needs to happen.ā Sebastianās voice goes dangerously low, anger flickering behind his eyes. Precious Moments should be lucky New York is huge because that is the only thing stopping Sebastian from snapping in half right now. But heāll bide his time. Heāll do what he does best and emotionally and mentally destroy him rather than physicallyĀ ā Sebastianās learned the former is far more effective when trying to ruin a person. He knows heās supposed to haveĀ āturned over a new leafā or whatever, but old habits die hard and Sebastian was still prepared to kill for Blaine if need be.
āYouāre just in transition mode right now, Blaine. Everyone has those periods. You just need to get back on your feetĀ ā which Iāll obviously help withĀ ā and youāll be somewhere better in no time. But pleaseĀ donāt sell yourself short here. Youāre gorgeous, and believe me, Iād be more than willing to showĀ you just how much you are any day of the week. I think we can all come to the safe conclusion that Elf on the Shelf made the biggest mistake of his life by leaving you and that he deserves every feasibly horrible thing coming his way in life. Heāll get it, believe me. If not me then karma will eventually take him out. And, for the record, some guys really do like clingy. Not necessarily a bad thing. Weāre going to get you back out there and youāre going to get ahold of your life again. Just call me your dubiously-certified life coach.ā He gives him a half grin, sitting up a little straighter.Ā āAnd, for the record, I think we all know if I was in your bed Iād be doing the very opposite of running away.ā