Riel’s Bullshit Blog

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[frenchgryffindor1960]

This is my shitpost account for Star Wars content look on @riel-ranting-not-that-much and for marauders content look on @dumbass-gryffindor1960

[italianoldmanyaoi]

i’m back to judblancing i think

[aurin-avenir]

Writers should NOT feel guilty about:

Skipping a day of writing.

Not having a perfect first draft.

Partaking in sinister, arcane rituals for inspiration.

Working at their own pace.

Enlisting demons and/or helpful spirits to aid them with editing.

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[animentality]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[i-point-out-iambic-pentameter]

i love how tumblr users peg like dolls

is iambic pentameter!

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[boybeetles]

The main reason I’m pushing for people to stop using the term ‘pedophile’ and instead use the term ‘child sexual abusers’, is because since all discussions of child sexual abuse focus on this idea of an evil person who is just out to get kids because they are sexual attracted to them, it makes it hard for kids who where sexually assaulted by people who don’t fit that description to realize they were sexually assaulted.

It didn’t register for me until recently that my experiences of being forced to strip naked multiple times at the mental hospital to be ‘checked’ when I was 14 was sexual assault, because the people who did it were nurses/doctors who clearly didn’t find me sexually attractive but instead used it as a form of humiliation and control towards children they deemed as ‘unruly’ and ‘uncooperative’ (ie. children who asked to be treated like people). I thought only people who fit into this idea of a child attracted pedo could be child sexual abusers, so I thought my experience didn’t count.

Stepping away from the idea that there is a pedophile boggieman and instead highlighting that anyone can be a child sexual abuser will help more people realize that their experiences are sexual assault.

[mikumiotics]

I'm sure this post is full of commentary, so sorry to OP for piling even more on.

I just want to add that so many people focus on the "pedophile" boogeyman because they are way more upset by the thought of someone being sexually attracted to children, rather than actual literal CSA. It's the reason why you see so much energy and focus on "kill your local pedophile" pedojacketing harassment campaigns rather than you know... actually listening to survivors and advocating for youth liberation. No one gives a fuck about kids, but will gleefully fantasize about what they would do if they "caught a pedo"

[frenchgryffindor1960]

Anyone got recs for hucklerobby fics from Robby’s pov where he feels guilty to like Whitaker and either they’re together and fucking and he thinks he doesn’t deserve Dennis cause he’s older and shit or he’s just pining and not doing anything cause same thing (not actually unrequited love type shit)

[frenchgryffindor1960]

Pls guys I really need that in my system and I have too much adhd to pull it off

[helvyeah1]

“we shouldn’t be doing this”

[songofsewerrats]

One time during the Clone Wars probably:

Obi-Wan: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Cody: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Obi-Wan: Th-that's not how that works-

[frenchgryffindor1960]

Anyone got recs for hucklerobby fics from Robby’s pov where he feels guilty to like Whitaker and either they’re together and fucking and he thinks he doesn’t deserve Dennis cause he’s older and shit or he’s just pining and not doing anything cause same thing (not actually unrequited love type shit)

[pommedepersephone]

A friend asked for a 00Q rec list (specifically ones with happy endings, bonus points for some domesticity). So, I went to my bookmarks and pulled all the ones I tagged as such. Of course this is James Bond, so expect some come with violence and angst on the way to happy endings. Bon appétit!

Mysterious as a Cat by @castillon02 | G | 1k | Fish likes him, but Chips, Q's other cat, ignores him resolutely. Bond can't figure out why.

Just a Little Crush by @seekstrivefind | T | 3k | James is well aware of Q's little crush. He’s sure he’ll get bored of it, sooner or later, but he never does.

Digging Out the Bullet by orphan_account | NR | 10.7k | Bond and Q are on a mission, and sleep together. Well... when Bond says sleeping together, it's not exactly what he usually means.

Seas Between Us Braid Hae Roar'd by beaubete | M | 17k | Month by month, Q tears down something that was and replaces it with what will be.

the places you leave in the dust by @thestalwartheart | M | 17k | For nearly two years, James Bond and Q share a camaraderie that skirts the boundary between friends, colleagues and something more ephemeral. At the end of it all, Bond drives away in the world’s most beautiful car with a lovely woman.

Curtains by winterhill | T | 20k | Indulgent domesticity. Bond and Q moving in together as friends after Q is targeted and his place burnt down, and slowly progressing to being a couple.

How to be a Superhero by turningterrific | M | 53.7k | James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).

Hello by @boffin1710 and @dassandre-00qpidsarrow | M | 111k | Fifteen years after he walks away from everything with Madeleine Swann, an older and wiser James Bond returns to London. A series of deeply traumatic events has left Q a shadow of his former self from which he may never recover unless drastic action is taken.

SELF REC: An Empire Built on Legos Series| Q had just as much success with long term romantic entanglement as he had with platonic ones. That is to say, very little. Q has never actually had a romantic relationship. Not really. Not until Alec.

[catbellybuttons]

I'll probably never write it but I do think this would be an extremely funny setup for a comedy fake dating/ husbands fic:

"Married?" Bond scoffed. "Can he not be my useless son or something?"

Q made an offended noise. "Useless, really? Could you not be my recently divorced disaster of a father?"

"Department budgets only stretch to a one bed," Moneypenny continued dryly. "And more importantly the mark's husband-"

"Can we not just send someone to seduce him?" Bond cut in impatiently. Hell, he'd do it himself if it really came down to it. He wasn't above ruining someone's marriage in the name of getting what was required.

"-Is a couples therapist." Moneypenny finished.

"Ah." Bond said, suddenly this ridiculous set up was starting to make an annoying sort of sense.

Q laughed darkly. "And we're to be the couple made of — how do people put it — more red flags than a communist rally?"

Bond cocked his head at Q and raised one eyebrow in lieu of a question.

"Married extremely quickly, absolutely nothing in common, concerningly large age gap." Q listed off on his fingers. He turned and locked eyes with Bond. "One struggling with his masculinity and sexuality."

"I think you'll find I'm perfectly content with my masculinity, thankyou."

Q shot him a withering look.

"And there's a beautiful example of you bickering like an old married couple already." Moneypenny smiled smugly.

Moneypenny gives them each other's files and tells them to brush up on both their backstories but both of them independently go "No?? The cover will work much better if neither of us know anything about the other."

In session 1 the therapist is like "dear god I don't even know where to BEGIN with all this" gesturing at their everything. but by the end is like "you know what I don't understand it but somehow it works"

[judblanc]

the greed they talk about in the bible

[littlegreen]

hey guys i’m at the problematic age gap infidelity yaoi store does anyone want anything?

[medusatarian]

"You only ship Blanc and Jud because it's a white guy"

No, it's actually because I have a long history of shipping Daniel Craig with a pathetic, younger, curly haired guy