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u dont understand how disappointed i am that this dog didnt appear on my dash this year and how hard i tried to find a post that included both pictures

transboypippin

badass alto songs [x] a long list of songs that don’t go higher than a c. because who needs high notes? (requested by getdrunk-singshowtunes and longlivenightvale)

maybe this time (cabaret) // buddie beware (anything goes) // hold on (the secret garden) // i want to go to hollywood (grand hotel) // a trip to the library (she loves me) // the ladies who lunch (company) // day by day (godspell) // always true to you in my fashion (kiss me kate) // i’m going back (bells are ringing) // he’s the wizard (the wiz) // muqin (thoroughly modern millie) // last midnight (into the woods) // days of plenty (little women) // a little less conversation (all shook up) // as we stumble along (the drowsy chaperone) // there are worse things i could do (grease) // calm (ordinary days) // ireland (legally blonde) // send in the clowns (a little night music) // like it was (merrily we roll along) // no time at all (pippin) // stepsister’s lament (cinderella)

soprano | tenor | bass

gallusrostromegalus

Trying to explain Bluecifer to out of state friends is always an experience. "Yeah I'll come pick you up and we'll drive past the blue horse with glowing red eyes that actually fell on and killed its creator. It's the epitome of Denver. OOH! Fly in after dark it's even better!" God I love this state.

What’s also good is Completely Forgetting to tell visiting relatives about bluecifer, picking them up from the airport and hearing them SHRIEK and going “oh yeah, that”

gallusrostromegalus

For the Non-Coloradoans:

Bluecifer, Our local elder god. Absolutely nothing in that pic is photoshop.

He’s 32 feet tall, and most unfortunately, his head fell off while he was being assembled and killed his creator. Bluecifer gets struck by lightning on a semi-regular basis which should melt fiberglass but his Dark And Unholy powers have prevented any damage. He’s got glowing red eyes:

(Once again, none of that is photoshop.) And disturbingly detailed human-sized genitals, which I’ll let y’all google for yourselves.

He sits in a not-legally acessible bit of roadway just outside DIA, the most Conspiracy-Riddled of airports, and people run across the highway to get to him to bring him offerings and praise.

Welcome to Colordado!

naamahdarling

…I did not know the hell horse was SO ENORMOUS. That’s terrifying! I want to meet him!

anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

the-glimpses-of-the-moon

*gently gathers everyone who writes Humans Are Weird/Space Orcs/Space Australians fics* WRITE A BOOK GODDAMMIT

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JUST FUKIN DO IT

thereal-inspacewereallaustralian

Listen we’re working on it ok.

impalalord

It’s kinda hard with the conflicting timelines we’ve individually created but we’re doing the best we can

marlynnofmany

Guess what came out this summer!

I’ve read it. It’s great. A dozen short stories written by some very good authors, with That Original Tumblr Post as the introduction.

I’m sure there are tons of amazing novels in progress (including mine), and that will take time. But in the meantime, humans are weird short stories!!

scripturient-manipulator

YES

theravenofwynter

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the960writers

honestly, I’m shocked that I never heard of this!! why has nobody told me?

katsuko1978

Holy shit, @apollymi, I need this

dazebras

@dwarrowkings

usreadersshouldalsowrite

@read-write So we are going to the bookstore tomorrow as well???

myspaceorcs

How much does this cost? I think ill order it tonight

callmebliss

It’s $3.99 for the Kindle edition and $13.49 for the paperback: http://amzn.to/2xaSeZu

mikkeneko

Hmm. Christmas is coming up…

paperbaghero

The Gang search for Spoops

Yeah, I can’t explain my way outta this one… *sinks back into hole*

doctor-roman

I really…fucking hate customer service.

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Like…

Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.

Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesn’t really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.

So I had the bright idea of making a sign. It’s not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says “Hey if you need me I’m in the kitchen, just give a holler.”

It’s worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, it’s worked up until now.

This guy.

This. Fucking. Guy.

I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks “Are you working the front desk?”.

I say with my best customer service voice “Yes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?”

“Yeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. I’ve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!”

Oh boy. Here we go.

So I tell the man, “Well, sir, if you’ll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.”

And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.

“You expect me to fucking read on my day off?”

And I just.

I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.

Just

Fucking customer service, man.

labors

“high school musical was unrealistic because normal teens don’t burst into song” is an incorrect statement! the correct version would be more along the lines of “high school musical was unrealistic because normal teens don’t burst into song well”

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also the theater section doesn’t get funding

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The best part about this is Joey walking in totally confused!

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Oh Joey

dozey-rozey

The Very Potter Musical Trilogy

if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.

look at voldemort

also umbridge

Lucius is fabulous

and oh my god snape

and everyone loves harry

then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar

but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT

and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever

WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY

AND IT IS, IN MY OPINION, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM

antipurrmaid

I’m still not done shaking over this. I was standing outside the door of his tour bus. He said Hai to me.. he means everything to me, and I finally met him.😭😭 Thank you @therealjacksepticeye for everything you’ve done for me. Thank you for coming to Minnesota. Please don’t ever hesitate in coming back here again.