My Sailor and Me.

Pretty words and bad hair seem to follow me wherever I go.

[wyldstallyn]

why kate bush pour tea like that

[the-feeeling-is-mutual]

Hozier: trying to blend into the crowd (during a level 3 lockdown) Also Hozier: wait, that’s my song

[rintezukas]

now thats what you call a butty moodboard - do not edit or repost w/o permission

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[breadseed]

Wtf did I just watch

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

Snoop dogg just invented coinstar for cheese

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[i-want-my-iwtv]

u ever think?? About?????? 

anything??? just once??

[X @dopeybeauty​]

[dykegrindr]

thinking about the inherent tenderness and intimacy of the symbiotic relationship between the rhino and the oxpecker. mutuals do this:

[mostweakhamlets]

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

[bigtiddygandalf]

…explainnn

[mostweakhamlets]

america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest

mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight

twilight gets a movie deal

michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films

a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre

michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works

neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus

neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends

years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[alsoamy]

[dreamyfilms]

[tiktoksforlosers]

[porterr-robinson]

[trynsave]

[laughconfetti]

the last panel always hits me

[catchymemes]

[chewbacca]

credit: u/likeonions on Reddit

[thebibliosphere]

If you need a break from the, um... faesplainers? I highly recommend googling kittens in kilts.

I can’t tell if you mean this:

[ID: a cat wearing a navy blue and red striped kilt]

or this:

[ID: a small kitten being carried in a traditional sporran being worn over a green and blue kilt]

But either way I’m here for it.