Murder House

I am a fangirl from the planet Earth and I like to write fiction and read books. AHS is love. AHS is life. \/Cis gendered\/ \/Pronouns: she/her\/

[actualdoglord]

kids on skype have such legit things as their moods like

but all the people over age 16 have shit like this

[actualdoglord]

[awesome-show-great-blog]

i’ve probably watched this video 18 times

[quelana]

oh my god I can’t believe this video exists

[largepiss-deactivated20181203]

ive been wearing the same bra for ????? how long ??? who care and who know

[naomicampbellisagemini]

[poetic]

Guys buying their girlfriends tampons.

I’M CRYING

[brandonrabb-deactivated20160121]

Happy International Women’s Day!

#mommasboy #HeForShe #EmmaWatson

[dead-lovers-sarabande]

Things that don’t make you less of a feminist:

Being in a loving relationship.

BDSM.

Being submissive.

Wearing makeup.

Being a housewife.

Wearing dresses.

High heels.

Shaving.

[kingsandqueerns-blog]

Things that do make you less of a feminist:

Shaming women for doing any of these things.

[fitnessluvr]

Thank you

[hula-hope-deactivated20130831]

Yes. 10000x thank you. 

[oscarborn2bwilde-deactivated202]

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

[oscarborn2bwilde-deactivated202]

wAIT WHAT

mY SKIN IS WHITE???

I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

[oscarborn2bwilde-deactivated202]

PLEASE DON’T BRING THIS BACK. PLEASE.

[professorforeskin]

when you insult American Sniper in front of republicans 

[nv-ren-deactivated20150520]

OMG

[justspitcasually]

Please signal boost

[justspitcasually]

Brianna Christine Elise Crane went missing on March 7th, 2015 from Solon Iowa. She a white female, is nine years of age, has light brown hair and hazel eyes. Brianna is four feet tall and weighs eighty-five pounds. She is hearing impaired. Brianna was last seen wearing blue jeans, black high-top sneakers, and a plaid coat with a fur hood.

She was abducted by her stepfather, Kenneth Eugene Johns, after a domestic dispute at their house. He is forty-eight years of age.

Vehicle information:

The car is a gray Ford Focus, the year 2014. It has Iowa plates and the number is CKJ484. It is a rental. The direction in which they are going is unknown.

If you have any information please contact the Iowa Department of Public Safety at 515-443-3014

UPDATE!!! Brianna was found this morning! Kenneth is facing his domestic charges. Thank you for your help everybody!!! She’s safe at home now! Please spread the word!

[rexuality]

things to call people you HATE

easy bake oven

expired coupon

spam email

wet sock

squeaky grocery cart

inconvenient fire drill

cold bowl of soup

itchy sweater

unnecessary movie sequel

overdraft bank fee

crying baby on a plane

wobbly table

sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around

billy

[liberalfartsdegree]

list of things im handling well currently

1.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

I’ve never related to anything more

[vhspositive]

[mpgisgifs-blog]

[daesyparts]

i hope courtney love’s having a nice day

[fleatwood]

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

[haillordsauron]

Lol

[truestoriesaboutme]

*cut to 15 years later*

"Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D."

"What? Hold on, I’m trying to full screen this. Where’s the cursor?"

"There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D."

"And that’ll fullscreen it?"

*entire class sighs*