Fresh Prince of Neopia

Sup I'm Mike and I'm awesome.

[freshprinceofneopia]

timmy agreed that his curry last night was just one stage too hot

[freshprinceofneopia]

omg so difficult.

[fleshbonesandneopets]

As some of you may have read, I am officially leaving Neopets. I’ve sold all of my almost 500 plushies, and I’d like to pass on some of those np to people like yourselves, who still plan on maintaining their accounts for a while to come.  So, this is what I’m offering:

ONE MILLION NP  That’s right. One million.

500k It’s not a mil. but it’s a lot

250k  A sweet little sum!

The rest of my np will be divided between a few people who I’ve seen help myself, or other users, asking for nothing in return. 

How To Enter: READ CAREFULLY!!!

ONE. REBLOG. That is it. BEFORE THE END OF THE NIGHT, MY TIME. I’m on GMT-4. (3 hours later than NST) So by 9 p.m. NST, your entry must be in.  Make sure you have your ask open so I can contact the winners. I’ll be contacting you sometime tomorrow night as I work all day. 

[neopets-is-why-i-have-no-life]

[unconverted]

don’t you dare point that at other!!!!!!!!!

…….

nice job, ass hole

[neopianangst]

look at him you stupid fucks you made him CRY

[jhuidahs-ghetto-booty-blog]

[vanjiebitch]

Made my boyfriend a lutari cause they’re his favourite pets

[freshprinceofneopia]

AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT :3

[neopianangst]

remember to always practice safe sex or you might accidentally create a neopet

[neopianangst]

WELL THERE’S THE BEST NEOPET

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO COCK SANCHEZ, JR.

[neopianangst]

also, the person who owns the pet “cocksanchez” also has a pet named “firecrotchy.”

the Sanchez family is pretty respectable, I’d say.

[faeriegnorbu-blog-blog]

can someone please explain to me why 1/3 of an omelette is worth more than a whole one?

[supernegg-deactivated20120119]

[frenchthegnorbu]

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER WHEN I MADE THIS

[queenkacheek]

this is nice

[angrypteriss]

yep

[laraplaysneopets]

this is someone’s shop front.

[autisticegbert-deactivated20141]

I think you spelled “Pineapple” wrong.

[veryimportantneopian-deactivate]

i laughed

[mortalkorbat]

holy shit dude all the guy did was ask for a poptart, you didn’t have to throw his ass out on the street over it

you dick

[theswampghoul-deactivated201207]

kk neotag, make yourself as the opposite gender.

if you’re a chick

if you’re a dude

REBLOG WITH YO RESULTS.

here is mine. i like it quite a lot.

[queen-xweetok]

…. The resemblance is uncanny.

[mutantcybunny-deactivated201406]

[angrypteriss]

[queenkacheek]

I’d be attractive.

[48673np]

I’d date me.

[faeriegnorbu-blog-blog]

bitches love high tops

[freshprinceofneopia]

yeah I'm sexy <:

[freshprinceofneopia]

...how did I get away with that