List all the links from least to most horrible smelling. Like you can figure only a few of them ever take showerz. I'd think Twilight smells the worst. A: Wet dog probably stays on him, and b: sweaty sumo
Oh man!! This is a thinker.
Ok, here is my approximation. Just to be clear, no Link smells good. Like, they all have BO to some degree. Just try not to think about it while you're playing the games.
10. Skyward Sword: has access to bathrooms and washrooms. Lives in a school with other people, so you know, people can straight up tell him he stinks and to go take a bath. Probably smells like ozone.
9. Majora: He's just a kid. Kids don't smell that bad on their own. They can get away with not taking a bath for awhile.
8. Breath of the Wild: Hear me out. Yes feral forest boy, but he has a pretty substantial wardrobe that can be changed out frequently. His clothes would go through a good rotation so no article could accumulate a substantial funk. To be fair, yes, they would all get a musk, but it would not be as bad.
7. Ocarina: Same thing, three sets of clothes to rotate around. The worst places he frequents would be the graveyards and the underground well. So he smells like dank, fetid water.Â
6. Minish Cap: Spends all his time close to dirt. In the fertilizer... yeah.
5. Original, ALBW, and Link’s Awakening: I cannot seem to think of anything really distinguishing between these three. They all just visit dungeons, but nothing particularly loathsome do they encounter. So these three are the standard adventure BO accumulators. Not good, not terrible.
4. A Link to the Past: Much like the three above, he mostly just visits dungeons, BUT, he also crawls around in the swamps. So that gives him a disgusting edge.
3. Cadence of Hyrule Link: This Link spends all his time dancing! He is covered in sweat 24/7. He stinks to high heaven!Â
2. Twilight Princess: Yes, I will give to you that TP Link probably smells like wet dog all the time. Wet dog who has been rolling around in the dirt and fighting monsters, but I don’t agree he’s the worst smelling.
1. Wind Waker: This is the worst smelling Link. He’s a goddamn sailor. He spends all his time trapped on a tiny boat in the ocean. Have you smelled the ocean? It is literally just dead fish smell. WW for worst smelling
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