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@freshsouda
"Status update.... The gift 'fer Saionji's 'bout finished... I was thinkin'a buildin' her a model rocket or somethin' t' signify she should be launched int'a space I mean uh... That she's 'Outta this world' But I panicked an' broke off a piece of it... Chances are I'm gonna get the shit beat outta me for that one.... B-But maybe I can say it's a design-thing?"
"Almost forgot the gremlin's birthday's comin' 'round... Y'know I should probably make 'er a gift or somethin'... But she'd probably throw it at me.... Ugh... Either way I gotta make somethin' 'least right?"
smallcry said: , Duh”
",Duh"
shslphotographist said: I honestly can’t believe you’re feeling funky fresh, Souda.
"E-Eh?! What's so wrong 'bout it?! It sounds normal y'know...! Was it some sorta street slang?! I ain't doin' anythin' Illegal Koizumi I swear, Bein' Funky Fresh is like... I dunno? Havin' a cool hat or somethin' right? I got a cool hat, So I'm feelin' Funky Fresh, Duh"
Are ya feelin' funky fresh, Souda?
"Eh? I'd say I'm feelin' pretty Funky Fresh The hells that even mean though? That some sorta street-slang or somethin'? 'Cause if so I ain't doin' anythin' Funky Fresh y'know? But yeah!"
"Gyeh hah hah, alright! I gotcha’! Yer right, it’s been way too long, dude! It’s been good—!! Not really been doin’ much, surprisingly. Anyways, ‘m glad things ‘ave been good fer ya’! Hm, same goes for m’self. Nothin’ new, nothin’ new. Jus’ th’usual. So how’s yer uh, kid?”
"Tell me 'bout it Soul Brother...! Ya think this is fate'er somethin'? Y'know us runnin' into each other an' all 'gain! It could be like some sorta fate planned out for us.... Think 'bout how cool that'd be?! But seriously!? Ya gotta've done somethin' right? Ya talk t' anyone new? Startin' out any new projects? Leave no details out man! I'm all ears! An--.... Er... My kid? Man that's goin' way back"
"T'be honest what ever did happen t' the kid....? Hell if I know man, That ain't really a good thing t' be sayin'... But hell, I ain't got a clue... Sorry t' disappoint on a topic there.... How 'bout you? How's your kid doin'?.... Ya got a kid? If ya don't then maybe ya should get one man, They're pretty cool. Ya gotta feed 'em an' take care'a 'em of course though"
"Y'know... I say I'm back 'round two days 'go... Give'r take.... Then I disappear for 2 more days... I ain't good at this bein' 'round thing.... But hell, I'm fixin' that now, How's it goin' guys? Ya all havin' a good night here? I'm hopin' the answer's a yes this time."
“Oiiii—! Souda-buddy! Soul Brother! —‘Ey, I ain’t yer senpai! E-Either way, what’s up, dude! It’s been awhile since we last saw each other, eh? Oh, ain’t need t’apologise for that— But it’s been well! How ‘bout you?”
"Oi! Soul Brother! That's right! Damn it's been too long...! Y'know what! I'm callin' ya senpai since ya noticed me or somethin'!... Jokin' 'side! It's been TOO damn long! How's it goin'?! Ya fix anythin' cool as'a late? Either way! I felt I should'a anyway! But thing's'a been goin' well! Pretty tirin' but all 'round pretty cool! How bout ya?"
"Gck, this damn place is still trashed as ever—"
"Souda-buddy....! Oi! Oi! Over here! C'mon man! "Notice me senpai" as people'd probably say.... Actually do people even say that 'bout things like this? Either way! How's it goin' man! Sorry 'bout the place!"
"Y’know. It’s a good thing you’re cute."
"I ain't sure bein' called cute by ya's a good thing. Should I be takin' that as a compliment? Actually I ain't even sure we introduced... 's been that long y'know? But all the signs in my head are sayin' 'Souda, Watch the hell out, Ya don't know where that tongues been' An' 'bout 99%'a my time? My intuition's pretty damn good. S-So uh... Thanks but no thanks y'know?"
"'s been a while since I showed up 'round here huh? Y'know I should probably get back to showin' up 'round here an' doin' things... 'S been tough gettin' back int'a the swing'a things though.... But in any case if anyone's 'round then how's it goin'? If nobody's 'round then uh... This is awkward, Talkin' t' myself that is."
"Merry Christmas eve! It's normal to yell that eh! I-I ain't too sure 'bout the whole Christmas deal...! But hell this is the time'a my youth! I'm gonna scream it out to the world! T-Though uh... Hopefully the holiday's been pretty cool for ya all! I'm hopin' so at least!"
"Oh, great. It’s you. First of all, my name is Celestia Ludenberg, you ignorant baboon—not ’goth-chick’. Ugh. Secondly, I am fucking pissed off because I am. Stupid greyfaces made me pregnant and I have every right to be upset, given my situation.”
"G-Gyh?! W-What'd'ya mean It's you I-I ain't that bad to be 'round right? That 'side! I got'cha on there... I ain't really sure your name's one that rolls off the tongue eh? So describin' ya by how ya look's good in my eyes there y'know? I-I ain't even close to bein' a baboon!"
"T-Though I get it, I get it... Sheesh don't gotta yell y'know? So the greyfaces made ya pregnant eh? Sounds rough as hell.... I get why you'd be pissed... Kinda a pain in the ass eh? Don't know if bein' a mechanic can fix this... Though one thing does come to mind eh?"
"....Name the kid Souda, Trust me! It's a fuckin' great name! O-Or Kazuichi! Kazuichi or Souda! Either works man!"
God, fuck this.
You’re all pathetic and I hate every single one of you.
Y'know, I got a feelin' somebody woke up on the wrong side'a the bed here eh? What's the matter? Somebody make your tea wrong or somethin'? Ya can't be serious ya hate everyone, What 'bout me? We still cool goth-chick?
"Hell yeah! Been workin' double time on gettin' some gifts sorted out for some friends! And y'know what? I'm pretty sure I got it all covered! It's t' the point I'm thinkin' I ain't gonna screw up this time'a year!"
"Sheesh... The holiday seasons ain't too easy to deal with.... T'be honest this is one'a the first years I'm actually makin' gifts hand-made for people... It's tough 'nough as is... But hell? It's kinda nice though y'know? I've been makin' little gifts for everyone.... A-Anyhow how's it hangin' everyone?"
Send 'monomono' to recieve a gift from my muse courtesy of the monomono machine!
The machine can be found here.
