Chelsea Unplugged

paradoxies & paranoias by the uncensored me.

[fridatwin]

Good news guys

I just rewatched Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, and it's still as amazing as the first time.

[singersalvageshop]

i’m going to. tattoo this on my body. 

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Favorite Photoshoots | Lupita Nyong'o photographed by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for Vogue USA (2015)

[alisonzai]

[wadey-wilson]

choose your fighter

[wadey-wilson]

#this is an alignment chart but we’re not advanced enough to understand it yet ( @cupofcoffin )

[i-can-drill]

Oh hey 

[theworldofcinema]

“Now Colin, you’ve always been seen as a romantic lead to the ladies. How did you apply this to a gay context? Was it difficult for you? How did you-”

[zakkorama]

Hero.

[serrae]

Not just that he said it, but that he seemed really angry that he had to.

[lady-mephistopheles]

We don’t deserve him.

[fridatwin]

I think my sexual orientation has just evolved into “Mark Strong doing pull-ups in Welcome to the Punch”.

[fridatwin]

Nope, scratch that, my sexual orientation is probably just Mark Strong.

[fridatwin]

I think my sexual orientation has just evolved into "Mark Strong doing pull-ups in Welcome to the Punch".

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

[kristoffs-sunflowermoved-blog]

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

[moonlightdiva-deactivated201512]

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

[charminglyantiquated]

so i uh

I really liked this idea

(separate art post here)

[dancingwdinosaurs]

i love this!!!!!

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

[gibbearish]

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

[its-probably-all-elves]

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[orphic-hedonist]

How do any of you function???

[itscoldinwonderland]

They litterally don’t function, their life is Tumblr.

[kurdaa]

No… this isn’t a case of “tumblrites being tumblrites” and being dramatic. This is real life issues that girls face regardless if they have a tumblr blog or not.

[orange-plum]

Not a “tumblr” issue. It’s a girl issue. We all do this every day. I’ve done all of these on a daily.

[ixiagrey]

I used to work in downtown Chicago. Usually closed up the store. I’d take the train home, and was often returning back to my apartment – where I lived alone – after 10 or 11pm. I had to walk down some not-entirely-safe-looking streets, alone. I’d been catcalled or hollered at walking down those streets in broad daylight. There were alleyways that were not lit, where nobody would notice me if I were pulled down one. 

Every night I had to do this, I called my dad. All the “how to be safe” articles tell you not to do this; tell you to be aware of your surroundings. But I called him anyway. Because if I was going to be approached, attacked, or injured, at least someone would know. I had nobody at home to notice if I didn’t arrive on time, but being on the phone with my dad gave me some assurance that IF something happened, someone would know. 

I couldn’t stop them. But I could give myself the safety net of someone who could call for help. Don’t fucking tell me I’m making shit up. My father put up with me calling him at midnight four or five nights a week for almost a year, just to make sure I was safe. 

[fridatwin]

I am not saying this is not a real problem, because it is. And it's fucking dramatic. But I think it's not a global problem? I mean, I am a girl, but I live in Italy, and I never do most of those things, not even when I had to go to a night shift or come back from one. Sure, I am not very good at self-care, and I am quite tall and broad, probably not the type you decide to harass for fun, but I honestly think that we are not esposed to the same level of risk. The assholes saying this is not a real problem are probably just fucking lucky, and they don't even fucking realise it.

[crafts-chicks-and-cats-deactiva]

Making the burgundy dress.

Design, patterns and sewing made by me. The dress is renaissance inspired, with some personal modifications. The whole dress was hand sewn, including the hems. More pictures of it and a tutorial can be found on my blog.  

[thecarvingwitch]

I can’t even begin to express how beautiful this is

[dongtopus]

@l-space-explorer

I have no idea how useful this is to you

[archived-zombbean]

@izumiperez

[image-transcribing-bot]

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[lesbianism-that-sucks]

HEY YOU, THE FANFIC WRITER OVER THERE

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU ARE ONLY WRITING SUPER “STEREOTYPED” FANFIC LIKE COFFEE SHOPS AU

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU WRITE THE MOST OOC CHARACTERS

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU WRITE OBSCURE CROSSOVER THAN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS

ITS TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU ONLY WRITE SMUT AND IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU NEVER DO

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU DONT POST YOUR FANFICS ONLINE

ITS TOTALLY OKAY IF YOUR WORK ISNT AS PERFECT AS OTHER WRITERS’

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU GIVE UP ON ALL YOUR WIPS

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU WRITE THINGS YOU LIKE BUT NO ONE ELSE DOES, AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE

DONT LET FANFICS BECOME STRESSFUL FOR YOU BC OF OTHER PEOPLE’ OPINIONS

[crying-salmon]

Thank you, I needed this

[crimindsaspe]

I needed this today

[crystallos-sol]

Thank you I really needed this validation

[fridatwin]

This makes me feel a lot better about myself as a writer. Thank you so much.

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