The Captian Goes Down With The Ship

Hello there my name is Margaret my life is a garbage fire and for the most part I reblog stupid text posts

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[sandmandaddy69]

[whitepeopletwitter]

He said no way 🥹

[devilleworship]

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

[so-much-for-subtlety]

I love stuff like this when people are in so deep they can’t even recognize how batshit crazy they sound

[greelin]

charismatic but in the sense that being an absolute freak does interest & compel people

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[anexperimentallife]

Can you hear the people sing?

[godlessondheimite]

[sexchangedotcom]

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

[translatingpostsinfrench]

changementdesexepointcom

merci d'écouter pédé fm je suis votre dj changementdesexe.com on a quelque hits qui arrivent ce soir pour vous. bigfoutre et girly, daniel bi-lavoine, florent pagny mais gay et on démarre comme toujours avec mylène farmer

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

we are all “difficult” sometimes. that doesn’t make you a problem or a burden or an inconvenience. it makes you a human being with feelings.

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[tamamita]