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@fridaynightnuisance
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❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞ from Adaline
Jim peered at Adaline regretfully, ❝I’m not very good with kniiives…or scissors…or - or pointy objects on the whole…❞ he explained, ❝But - but, perhaps, with your assistance…I could carve something?❞ Jim hoped optimistically.
autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃
masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.
❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞
❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞
❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞
❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞
❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞
❝ help me decorate! ❞
❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞
❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞
❝ bring a jacket! ❞
❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞
❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞
❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞
❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞
*sneeze* ❝ sorry, allergies. ❞
❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞
❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞
❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞
❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞
❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞
❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞
❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞
❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞
❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞
❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞
❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞
❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞
❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞
❝ did you hear that? ❞
❝ we have to get out of here! ❞
❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞
❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞
❝ what did you get? ❞
❝ want to trade candy? ❞
❝ i got a rock. ❞
❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞
❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞
❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞
❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞
❝ trick or treat! ❞
❝ happy halloween! ❞
❝ happy fall! ❞
❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞
❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞
❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞
❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞
❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞
❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞
❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞
❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞
❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞
❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞
❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞
❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞
❝ i just saw something! ❞
❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞
❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞
❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞
❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞
❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞
❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞
❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞
❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞
❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞
@fridaynightnuisance
Despite being contracted out, it’s not like Jiseung has any choice other than keeping up with current clients. Perfectly manicured nails click against her desk. “Just fill out that form and give it to the front desk when you leave. Now, tell me why you’re here today.”
fridaynightnuisance:
Not having the usual constancy of his faithful Belgian Shepherd by his side made Jim slightly uneasy, but the building didn’t allow dogs, and it was court order for him to attend here. Some rather unfortunate business with his pet and the owner of a Chinese restaurant had landed him in for a psychological examination. For what was probably the umpteenth time in his life. Jim’s mental ability had been questioned on uncountable occasions, sometimes even appointing him to hospital. So, this visit was sort of routine for Jim, but that didn’t do much to alter his natural state of confusion. He offered Jiseung a quizzical and slightly doubtful regard, unsure of the context of the question and the answer he was supposed to provide. ❝...Because the lady in the black dress told me to.❞
You’d be shocked at how many times I’ve almost kissed you.
But you’re not mine to kiss. (via iriswestrps)
neverinvitedtofridaynightdinner >>> fridaynightnuisance
"Hello there, sir! I'm Cheryl."
❝Cheryl…that’s - that’s a lovely name. I-isn’t it, Wilson?❞ Jim stammered bizarrely, flinching away from the very dog of which he spoke to. Oftentimes, he’d reach down to pet him, and lose courage at the last second, suggesting the Belgian Shepherd was far more viciously motivated than the docile pet actually was. ❝And - and what can I do for you on this fine day…Cheryl?❞ Jim wondered aloud.
-Nimi gives his poochie a treat.-
Jim glanced down at Wilson with uncertainty, oddly suspicious of his own pet pooch. Then, he smiled with the same vague unease down at Nimi. ❝You…like dogs, then?❞
❛ Why are you dressed like that? ❛ (pick any of my muses)
Jim cleared his throat as if he were about to make some sort of speech, but knowing Jim, it could be anything ranging from stupid to stupider. With his dog, Wilson, at his side, he held what was obviously a charity collection bucket in front of him, dressed up like a canine, himself. If he didn’t look like a child molester before, he definitely did now that he was sporting the ridiculous costume. An eager smile spread over his face. ❝You may be wondering…why…I am dressed…like so - ❞ he flinched melodramatically back from his pet, despite Wilson’s usual stillness…
…but soon returned back to conversation once he was satisfied his pet wasn’t on the attack, ❝…that’s because…I’m collecting money…on behalf of these poor, abandoned doggies!❞ he raised his bucket to gesture to the front picture, a sad looking dog with his head in his paws, but surely the picture wasn’t the thing that would catch attention, as it was only when Jim lifted the bucket it was revealed that his costume had a large, sewn-on penis attached to it! He seemed to be completely oblivious to the indecorous nature of the costume’s lower region, and simply shook the bucket with nonchalance.
the addams family sentence starters.
❛ Is this made from real lemons? ❛ ❛ You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again! ❛ ❛ I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else. ❛ ❛ Are they dead? ❛ ❛ I’m going to electrocute him. ❛ ❛ But, Mother… ❛ ❛ I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. ❛ ❛ When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. ❛ ❛ You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. ❛ ❛ Don’t torture yourself, [ name ] . That’s my job. ❛ ❛ The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill. ❛ ❛ To live without you, only that would be torture. ❛ ❛ I’ve smoked since I was five. Mother insisted. ❛ ❛ why I could just… eat you alive! ❛ ❛ This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you? ❛ ❛ I’m beginning to think my brother truly is lost. ❛ ❛ Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. ❛ ❛ So it can kill you. ❛ ❛ Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone? ❛ ❛ I’ll never listen to you, never, ever again! ❛ ❛ You never really loved me! ❛ ❛ I’m blinded by such beauty. ❛ ❛ How can I compete? You’re twice the woman I am. ❛
the values.
❛ They had sex. ❛ ❛ Do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids? ❛ ❛ You have gone too far. ❛ ❛ You have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But… pastels? ❛ ❛ You have enslaved him ❛ ❛ He has my father’s eyes. ❛ ❛ Why are you dressed like that? ❛ ❛ We’re contagious ❛ ❛ It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. ❛ ❛ Be afraid. Be very afraid. ❛ ❛ So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. ❛ ❛ Don’t I deserve love and jewelry? ❛ ❛ You sent us to camp. They made us sing. ❛ ❛ None of you really believe in me, so I’ll have to prove my power. ❛ ❛ Would you die for me? ❛ ❛ Well, you have a black dress. ❛ ❛ I’m saying I want you dead and I want your money. ❛ ❛ Gimme a kiss. ❛ ❛ Gimme a twenty. ❛ ❛ Does he always do that with women he likes? ❛ ❛ Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now. ❛ ❛ I love you dearly, but I can never see you again. ❛
{OPEN} || Ding Dong
rare-mediium:
Elliot didn’t properly answer the door. Usually he’d say ‘Hello’, introduce himself, maybe. But there was something about the scene in front of him that caught him off guard. It was just a man who, when looking through the peep hole, appeared to be scared of his dog. Maybe Elliot didn’t say anything yet because he was trying to figure out what was going on here. After standing there in the silence for just a few moments longer, he finally spoke up.
“Are you okay, sir?”
He asked, glancing at the dog once or twice.
neverinvitedtofridaynightdinner:
Jim had a terrible habit of angering people, even though his intentions were usually relatively passable, so when breaking bad news to someone - a stranger, nonetheless - there really was no telling how they may react. It seemed he was just one of those people that struck the wrong nerve, a lot. So, he glanced back and forth between his dog & the other man, still attempting to piece together a sentence. ❝Oh - hello! Um...W-Wilson - that’s my dog,❞ he began, reaching down to pat his pet, but once again retreating backwards, several times, ❝he-he’s been a bit...well, he’s been a bit naughty.❞ he seemed to elaborate, but stopped there, and fell completely silent. If it hadn’t been before, it was now very obvious that his social skills were entirely lacking.
of-the-lagoon:
Absolutely fed up with the nuisance of the canine and the strange owner, the girl stood up suddenly, moving back away from them both. She lifted an eyebrow, giving the canine a cautious glance and then tuning her gaze to the man, her expression a mix of pity and annoyance.
“Stubborn? You haven’t even touched him!”
neverinvitedtofridaynightdinner:
Purely for irony’s sake, only once the girl had moved away, Wilson turned around, and slumped down at Jim’s feet. Typical Wilson. ❝Um...good boy.❞ Jim neutrally remarked, his gaze flitting tensely between his dog & the irritated girl. Aaand then came the awkward silence. Only once some seemingly never-ending seconds had passed did Jim break the quiet with a completely pointless line of speech. ❝......Dogs.❞
of-the-lagoon:
At the man’s response, Eena rolled her eyes, but bit back the rude response that threatened to come out. She glared at him, impatiently waiting for him to control his dog.
Instead, the dog continued to invade her space, nosing around her legs and purse. She pulled her legs away as much as she could and sent another mean stare in the man’s direction, watching as his hand floated above the animal’s collar.
“Are you going to grab him or what?” She finally said, after waiting as long as she could.
neverinvitedtofridaynightdinner:
Jim seemed far too nervous of his pet for reason to be on his side. The dog was completely docile, yet with every tiny move or grunt Wilson made, he’d waver to the point of being just plain paranoid.
❝He’s - he’s a little bit - Wilson - he’s a little bit stubborn...❞
@neverinvitedtofridaynightdinner
“I hate to be rude,” the young girl said bluntly “but would you mind keeping your mutt out of my personal space?”
Frowning nervously, she inched further and further to the other side of the bench. She wasn’t particularly fond of dogs, and she especially distrusted ones belonging to strangers.
neverinvitedtofridaynightdinner:
❝Oh - Wilson’s not a mutt, he’s - he’s a pedigree!❞ Jim needlessly informed, the clock ticking a few more seconds before what she’d said actually registered. ❝Wi-Wilson, come...❞
The dog was unresponsive to the command, and continued to sniff curiously around the girl & her belongings. Jim shifted uncomfortably as he realized what that meant. He’d have to physically pull him away. Nervously, his hand hovered over the dog’s collar, but it never seemed to make contact, only flitting back and forth as he tried to muster up the courage to touch his own pet.
Continued from x.
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bettyrosstalbotbanner:
“Hey...Sir, we just wanted to...thank you for your contributions to our programs...”
neverinvitedtofridaynightdinner:
❝Con-contributions...?❞ it seemed Jim was confused...again. Somehow, he’d entered in to this mess without a single idea what he’d actually signed up for.
"No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find somebody out there to buy the house." -Tate
It was almost midnight, and Jim was all alone in the house. With Wilson residing in a veterinary surgery due to an unfortunate bout of tummy trouble, Jim’s only company was his own…or so he thought. He’d been making - or trying to make - a cake for his favourite neighbour’s upcoming Birthday, and after three attempts, had finally perfected the five towering tiers. His final piece on a tray, he cautiously walked it to a cooler area to keep the icing from melting. All was going well until an unfamiliar voice rumbled ominously through the hall, startling him immensely, and sending the cake flying in to the air. It landed on the ground with an unfavourable splat, but his main concern was the origin of the voice in his home. Jim whirled around like he’d just stepped off of a fast-moving carousel, flailing in all directions as a series of incomprehensible exclamations escaped him. It seemed that in whichever direction the strange voice had come from, there was nobody there to own it. ❝W-who’s there? Father, is that - is that you?❞