Never Fully Deressed Without A Smile

[learnoutlive]

Software and online services translated literally to German. But where’s #GesichtsBuch and #Zwitscher ?

Via https://buff.ly/2GIkcBs

[official-german-puns]

Duschgedanken: kalt kalt kalt …. heiß heiß heiß ……. kalt kalt … heiß …. kalt kalt kalt ………… kalt ……… heiiiißßßßßßß …

[queerpyracy]

music genres are fake and made up anyway so here’s how i’m describing my music taste from now on:

music for witches dancing at midnight

songs that sad protestants would sing in a bar where for some reason people Only drink whiskey

summer indie pop songs that capture a fake rose-tinted view of adolescence never experienced but often romanticized

that distinct feeling some music gives you where you feel this like primal power like you’re channeling old and forgotten gods who are back for vengeance

[babyanimalgifs]

this is the best thing I’ve seen all week

[magicalboobs]

i retract my statement from my last post

[artwoonz]

By: Ptolemy Elrington Instagram: @artwoonz

[jesterrlavorre]

I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……

[birdfries-deactivated20200124]

this is my favorite vine comp of all time

[ducksdaily]

April 16, 2018

[official-german-puns]

Wenn man ein zufälliges Objekt nimmt, ein "du" davorsetzt und die erste Silbe stark betont, kriegt man fast immer eine gute Beleidigung. Beispiel: "Du Kleiderbügel!"

Du Genie!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

This t-shirt…

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[memewhore]

[greyhorsephoto]

[unclefather]

I have been fooled

[birch-the-fish-crow]

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

[memecage]

Infinity war is nothing compared to this.

[official-german-puns]

Neuer Diskurs:

Ist es Adidie, Adider oder Adidas?

[ducksdaily]

March 22, 2018

[friendlyfloatee]

Sie können fliegen, wirklich

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

Daylight Saving Time got me like

[ducksdaily]

March 1, 2018