Too embarassing for main!!

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[ethubbie]

on twitter they’re saying sexual content of a cc’s character when it’s against their boundaries is sexual harassment and the cc should sue fans for it. if anyone was wondering

[oliveoilmafia]

okay looking back, jermna with the glasses and nose bandaid was genuinely SO sexy

[oy84]

quick doctho from ml @four-crows-in-a-trenchcoat's fic to tide you over from the loooveliest @cupofmysteriousfluid's drawpile !!

muehehehehe

[feralcore]

if y wver drew etho id be over the moon kissing ur feet mwah mwah

is thiws anything

[jamtamart]

ewwww

[theonethatburned]

Woah there Bdubs

[gemdom]

All of this drama over an smp that isn’t even good

[eatsroad]

you take the lead right? so i dont have to think?

[lavendergreen]

canon-accurate ethubs petplay where bdubs agrees to try it out and etho goes through a whole scene of like bringing home his new pet and bdubs is embarrassed and super turned on bc no matter how self-conscious he is he likes when etho's bossy. and etho's like okay now Wait Here. implying if bdubs is good he'll get a reward, so like maybe bdubs is into this whole deal. except etho leaves to go to the shopping district real quick and then doc stops him to pick his brain and complain abt shenanigans happening and so he has to take the long way home and remembers he didn't get the logs he'd gone for so he just uses his own farm anyway instead of risking another detour and anyway like four hours in he realizes he has basically done the equivalent of leaving bdubs alone in a hot car & bdubs hasn't even messaged him so he runs back and bdubs has faked his death with a little note that says something like "BdoubleO was killed by NEGLECT!!!" and etho can't help pointing out over chat that that is not even how the death message would work and also you can't die of starvation in four hours bdubs. and then it devolves into a convoluted game where bdubs is now pretending to be the ghost of his pets come to haunt him and frankly their attempts to talk through are SO BAD, like just really badly acted porn dialogue, with bdubs sticking to the Role Play and etho trying to make up for genuinely fucking up by powering thru this game of pretend so they can at least get off bc he was kind of looking forward to making time for sex given how busy/absent they both can be. they give it two more shots of etho being a bad "pet" owner before they give up and try it the other way

[lavendergreen]

etho says oh fine let's see YOU do a better job, huh! and bdubs says what like you want me to treat you like... my parrot? (etho: you had a parrot?) no horses aren't the same etho, don't even pretend with me like that. unless you're wanting me to make you run laps. so i can die of dehydration, etho says, as revenge. oh my god do you want me to treat you like the little idiots downstairs, then? if you do this you can boss me around, etho says, super sly and not at all subtle. bdubs doesn't need a reason to but the thing is how is he supposed to pass it up when handed to him on a silver platter. it actually goes shockingly well for a while with bdubs giving simple commands wrapped in light praise/insults (maybe you can teach stupid!) but he has to make etho wait. as revenge you know. so he tells etho to sit or heel or lie down or something while he works and he does kind of get absorbed in it but he's good about checking and keeping etho in line of sight - because he is responsible unlike some people - and etho actually dozes off and starts snoring really really really softly and it is so unfathomably cute that bdubs can't even bring himself to wake etho up and he ends up falling asleep in his chair at his desk too. etho mocks him mercilessly when he wakes up first which completely ruins any chance at continuing the scene and they still don't have sex about it.

[breathaaaaa]

ethubs doodlesss

[kllem]

puppyyyyyy

[magneticghouls]

wait ok what was everyone's gateway rpf

[draculism]

ethubs who've been fwb for a decade getting to a new season of hermitcraft and bdubs turns to etho and waggles his eyebrows hey so when do you want to break in the new server and etho half scandalised says and what makes you think i'm a sure thing? and bdubs goes i'm not taking that from the guy who's always sneaking up on me trying to get his hands in my pants and etho very oh i see so you think i'm some kind of floozy and bdubs says floozy! and etho says you know a little romance every now and again would be nice i don't even remember the last time you did something nice for me without wanting something out of it. and obviously that's a lie and they both know it but now on principle they can't have sex until romantic standards have been met, except bdubs can't just give him flowers or a box of redstone and call it a day because etho will accuse bdubs of thinking he can be won over with flowers or redstone, and bdubs can't take him out on a date because a) it's right at the beginning of the season, the infrastructure of the server includes an end portal and a quartz shop and that's it, and b) see the aforementioned point about flowers and redstone. so they are at. somewhat. of an impasse. however they are still incapable of being normal about each other. theyre out chatting and bdubs is sketching and he's like man i want to paint this but i don't have any paper. wait. take your shirt off. and etho raises his eyebrow and says uh huh but he does, and then he's lying on the grass and bdubs is covering his back in oil paint and he says is this if this is supposed to be foreplay and bdubs says how can it be foreplay i'd end up with paint all over myself. and etho says so it's fine for me to be covered in paint but youre too high and mighty for it. and bdubs says well i don't get myself into these situations! this conversation obviously does not lead to sex. another day etho decides that he would actually like to try getting good at pvp again so drags bdubs out to a clearing and they get extremely hot and sweaty and etho pins bdubs to the ground with his crotch basically on bdubs's face and he's got his bare chest out and on any other day even one of these things is near guaranteed to secure him a blowjob, both of them together is a slam dunk, but bdubs just look up at him and says now i know you want a little more romance than that sweetheart. and proceeds to trigger etho's respawn twice in a row. then bdubs notices etho's nail varnish is chipping on his toes and so insists on doing it for him because etho always gets the varnish everywhere and so he's got etho's feet in his lap doing them and then giving etho a foot massage and bdubs gets hard and he looks over and notices etho is too and says that's very interesting. and etho says oh you think this has something to do with you. very cocky. and so they don't fuck. and it goes on and on like this throwing themselves at each other and getting soundly rejected for months until the end of the season gets announced as being a couple of weeks away and they look at each other and realise they haven't fucked in almost a year and a half and well. they do not spend much of the next two weeks finishing any projects.

[lavendergreen]

wl noesbleed convo that bdubs says etho can cut but etho leaves in his episode where bdubs is like picturing you getting a nosebleed trying to do the labyrinth thing was the funniest thing in the world to me. we should go back to that like #confirmed bdubs does at least abstractly picture etho in his mind's eye and for some reason this interpersonal private admission is something etho puts in his ep of a different series than the actual nosebleed situation happened in to a) emphasize making fun of himself or b) be contrary to bdubs and show off being contrary and/or c) so bdubs will laugh and think about it again when bdubs inevitably watched his video. sicko shit

[lavendergreen]

either it is fully extra-textual & is just really a bit he includes for bdubs' sake with a side of surely being aware people like behind the scenes moments so sure. or else it is included as part of, like, etho's mission in wild life to test whether bdubs is truly capable of delighting in etho's suffering or administering punishments to him (tower building, extra-tuff guys alliances etc) inside a death game context but given this is a reference not just to another non-death game server where their back & forth of menacing & gassing up has different stakes & therefore different behaviors it becomes as well a kind of extra-textual goad meant mostly for bdubs who said you can cut this people can see but between you and me, if you want it to be between just you and me, i thought about your (anonymous, famously unknown) face covered in blood in real life and i laughed so much it was crazy. and again that's some sicko shit either way it's sick !

[lavendergreen]

wish i could enjoy straightforwardly submissive etho bc it does seem fun in a void but imo it's just not supported by the source material. all i ever can think abt is etho being an edgy troll who loves to trick people and used harming himself to train joel like a fucking dog in dl and how bdubs has literally shaped his most recognizable traits on stupid bits etho imposed on him (big eyes, short). because he loves etho so much. if anybody is getting their sense of self overwritten or totally flustered and incoherent by being told what to do bc they want that so much it's bdubs hands down, even if etho is doing crazy power plays while pretending bdubs is in charge.

[notahorseindisguise]

thats it princess..... spread that vegemite over your toast. youre daddys true blue bogan bitch now. #australiafetish #yankbreaking #yankbreakingkink

[tomorrowillbeyou]

for some reason i always imagine etho irl as looking like a 10% weirder version of the hollywood hills lamborghini guy

[froglightz]

I looked this guy up and it's white bdubs :/

[eatsroad]