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You know you've been having a lot of fun at your alternates expense! How about you shrink down to about... half of her current height? With no growing back after!

What???????? No! You can't do this to me! I'd 8e stuck 8eing domin8d 8y 8ugs!

YOU C8NT DO TH8S TO ME!!!!!!!!

So you wont.

Anon rejected.

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Support is basically auto unflagging people if you open a ticket.

Well, that’s sent.

It feels like the 8iggest lie 8ut I guess I can keep things text 8ased here anyways.

Curious cat 8n’t nearly as cute as you little guys. <33333333

How the fuck did I send that ask to the wrong blog

Dreams of having a more 8usty spidergirl to prod a fingernail at instead of a chu88y one?

Also let me st8 that she’s always had more food around her then she could possi8ly ever eat at that size and she looks like it. It’s adora8le.

Also I don’t mind 8eing hidden from all the sensitive, delic8 eyes. 8ut.

Is there any actual way for me to get my avatar 8ack?

Yeah, the 8oo8s were kinda direct. 8ut it 8eats Mr. Asshole Cone here.

average length of a human male middle finger is 3.72 inches! You'd easily fit on a finger nail with plenty of room to roam. Probably makes smashing you pretty easy

You’re 8ugging the wrong Serket, 8uddy.

http://microscorpio.tumblr.com/ is that way!

Pst. Where I am, I guess?

Since this is all going to hell I might as well have a post here.

I obviously haven’t been Vriskablogging or RP blogging. I’ve just been mostly commissioning OCs stuff and being in dumb chat rooms.

But my twitter is https://twitter.com/colmecolwag

And you’d find most of my dumb commissions and OCs on https://www.f-list.net/c/samantha%20kruse/ and in the matching characters on the left.

I ain’t deleting until I get deleted, but if it all comes down tomorrow, this is where I’d be.

If you’re more personal, DM me for my discord or something.

Have a good one!

w)(at is this 🎁

It’s an ask meme where uncre8ive people dropped a 8ox in my in8ox and I give them a present.

Except I never ran that meme at all 8ut 8othersome people like yourself decide to panhandle their way into my in8ox anyways to ask for something neat for free.

8ut, I am nothing if not kind and generous! So you’re going to get a present too your Regal Irrelevantness.

I got you a nice little planet in a transparent 8 8all for you to do as you wish! 8ut it ain’t just any planet, it’s a planet filled with yours truly! A8out 8 8illion of them, scattered along the landscape of that planet for you to do whatever you want with. Eat it? 8r8k it open and let it grow to full size so you can unleash this 8rilliant hell on the world? Just kinda stare at them and hope some of them kiss? Fuck if I give a shit! It’s your tiny planet full of tiny mes. You do you.

🎁

You know what? I wasn't going to do this meme seeing as how I already got every8ody reading this an exquisite amount of 8eautiful Vrisksmas cheer, 8ut I think I can get you something extra special, fellow 8ountiful 8eaut.Here's a 8E potion. It's decently potent! Should give you 8reasts nearly down to your hips!Oh, and it never wears off.Never. Ever. Ever.8ut that wouldn't stop you from taking a 8ig swig, would it? ::::)

maybe some nerd could give it adaptability to outgrow the largest present person so it's always at a proper height for awesome robot domination?

I do Remem8er trying to do something like that once.Grow the ro8ot 8igger! Make it domin8!What happened next?I fell out of the pilot's seat 8ecause I couldn't reach the controls anymore. Ro8ots need more precision then just randomly growing just 8ecause!

Thank You, Vriska. I Always Try To Be. And If You Would Like Me To Sew You A Holiday Outfit As A Gift To You, Just Send Your Measurements Along (Or Threads For Your Robot If You Would Like, As It Would Seem From That Line Of Conversation. I Have A Few Giant Dresses Lying Around You Would Look Nice In).

I've already sent you a form perfect 3d model of myself for those specific purposes! So don't fret a8out that.And no, I'm not going to dress up the giant ro8ot! I mean. Unless it's funny. The may8e. 8ut Sassy Rain8ow Fangs isn't exactly where I go for that top tier comedy material!

Might wanna make some improvements before you do any possessing or programming i'll recommend. a 600-foot tall robot just ain't too impressive by itself anymore.

I know I got friends who could crush that ro8ot 8etween their thighs, 8ut you can't say that giant ro8ots are just nothing 8ullshit!I mean like. 99% of trolls would pro8a8ly get their asses kicked 8y one in all sorts of amazingly gory and 8rutal ways.There's just one troll in paticular who cant.

feedahpeixes

🍟 It's more 8etter when it's me anyways. 🍟

Or send me a 🍟 and I will tell you why my muse finds yours in the same situation | Made using this link, credit to the creator

Vriska was being pumped full of butter, but someone “forgot” to come turn off the pump! By the time they stop, Vriska is buried under 700 lbs of pudge. It’s hard for them to move and even their arms have swollen. They wonder if they’ll be stuck like this forever.

holy mackerel getta look at you

u think theres such a thing as a whale spider cuz i sea one now

call the imperial academy for this new species discovery

Meenah cackled as she bounced over to the massive spidertroll, immediately failing to respect Vriska’s personal space and sinking her hands into that vast grey softness. She crossed her arms and leaned back against Vriska, grinning wide. The other troll couldn’t see, of course, but Meenah didn’t care.

that pump still goin

ew wait was that butter wtf

waterever

idk what i expected

feedahpeixes

friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:

*Of course, currently staring at her own chest resting on top of her rotund sphere of a butter filled belly was Vriska herself. She was not tied down or restrained in any paticular way, and she was still staring that hose down. Sure, she has stretched not just her stomach, but also her intense determination as she continued to chug that butter down. The trickle was soft over her mouth, as the sound of gasping air was coming out from that pump… when she felt something bouncing off her belly. She spits the hose out, as said hose only dripped a few buttery drops out.*

“Ha! Infin8 8utter tank my massive gray ass! That’s another impossible achievement for… w8, Peixes? That you?”

*Vriska would, for the first time in quite a while, try to move her legs to plant her feet back down onto the ground, but the combination of shin and thigh fat rubbing against each other was making that kinda difficult. But that belly the fish was leaning against was starting to shift, as Vriska tries to push up…. before landing right on her doorway bursting backside again. She didn’t pay it much mind at the time, but her pants were more of an odd suggestion at this point, with many rips and many layers of gray soft flesh leaking out between them. She gives a grunt.*

“Peixes! You come here to 8ask in my accomplishment? Which you should, considering that like. Intense acts of gluttony seem to 8e your thing and all.”

“intense acts of gluttony are totes my thing. i was wonderin if you were doin it willingly. idk if its hotter that you are or not. its sorta both.” She watched in what was almost a trance as Vriska attempted to move and shift. When she made impact with the floor Meenah relished the way the space beneath her vibrated. She maintained composure though, with Vriska it was always a game of who flinches first.

“basskin hardcore tho… shit sux you ran outta butter.” She circled around Vriska, trying to take in the full view and occasionally reaching forward to feel a bit. When she made a full circle she got up close once more to look Serket in her fat face with extra chins seven-fold.

“if youre still feelin hungry after all that know i gotchu. i dont fuckin care if im enavalin bad halibuts…”

friendlyneighborhoodspidertits

While Meenah was walking slowly around Vriska, the spidertroll herself was giving the whole "standing" thing another try. She plants one hand up against the wall, as she closes her eyes, and grits her teeth, giving a little grunt as her thick legs wobbled about, slowly lifting that gut off the floor. When her knees finally locked, she gave a small sigh of relief. She squeezed the sides of her belly with her hands, smiling as she can feel the doughs of flesh press against her knees. Her chest was obviously massive on top of it, though, as her black shirt was reduced to a tube top that can merely contain this armful of spiderteatness.

She does feel Meenah trying to squeeze a hand in there, as Vriska makes sure to lean into and give a little shove in that direction, the soft belly pushing back against her.

"Please, what's the point of a challenge if it's INFINITE? Might as well ask me how high I can count if it can never actually end.

And 8elieve it or not, 8ut a few thousand gallons of 8utter DOES tend to fill a girl up.

8ut........"

She licked her lips, smacking them together as she tries to moisten her mouth.

"I could use SOMETHING to get the taste of 8utter out my mouth. I'm kinda ready to puke from this crap."

You could just get a ghost-you to possess it like aradiabot if you don't want to got the hassle of getting an AI programmed. Or alternatively hit up a different nerd like Roxy or Jade to borrow some robotech to do it.

Ghosts can't just possess ANY ro8ot! Like you got to 8uild in the soul compartment in there 8efore you can actually get anything resem8ling decent ethereal responses from that. I mean, I pro8a8ly COULD put a soul8ot in the cockpit and you could just control it from that. 8ut I'd also need a dead me to use too.....hm. @tinyscorpio has 8een living here for a 8it. And is small and easy to kill. AND she'd pro8a8ly really like to 8e a giant ro8ot! We could pro8a8ly set SOMETHING up........

I Hope You Yourself Had A Very Merry 'Vriskmas' Too. Only Deserving The Cheer-Giver Be Cheery Herself.

You see, you gray faced 8um88ling stooges? This is a quality ask. Maryam here is giving me the courtesy of wishing me a happy and pleasant time, which none of you have 8een 8othering to do instead of just wanting to see me speak in a more dramatic tone while strutting around in a set of hot pants.You're the 8est, Fussyfangs.

I don't know what to recommend about *what* to do with the bot, but it's definitely *waaaaaaaay* too small! 8 miles or so should be better. Oh, and ask an Eq how to give it a jiggly metal body, I've seen a few aradiabots with that feature and it's definitely worthwhile.

Easier said than done, gru8. That's a 8it more than a modific8ion. At that point, you're just 8uilding a new, 8 mile tall ro8ot! And where are you even going to GET that kind of material? So sorry, 8zzt, wrong. 0 points and a strike for you.As for the jiggly 8its, that's just an insult honestly. All that does is make people recoil from the f8keness of it and just makes them wish that *I* was the 8 mile tall one instead of this fake silicone covered 8unch of 8olts.And it's rude to hurt people like that. It's so very, very rude.

Maybe see if you can get it modified into like, a robotic maid or something to help you in your various endeavors/keep the hive tidy? A robotic maid outfit is always nice.

I can totally respect the spirit of this answer. It's just a 8ig mess to try and ACTUALLY get some AI programmed into something intended for a pilot.I'd pro8a8ly need to get Captor involved and he STILL hasn't forgiven me for the whole 8lowing up his girlfriend thing despite that 8eing like. An ETERNITY ago!And the tiny one that lived with me seems to have gone missing. He's pro8a8ly in my massive panties pile. Or he's 8een converted into tit fat here. 8eats me. You can never keep track of those tiny 8astards, honestly!

Hey, best I could think of in a pinch. Now, when are you off lunch?

Lunch has come and gone my little thirsty 8uddy. It's already secure in my tummy, and is well on its way into providing all sorts of useful nutrients and energy into this temple of a 8ody.Dinner will proooooooo8a8ly come sooner or l8r. 8ut that's a future pro8lem moreso than a now pro8lem.

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