Don't bacon my ♡

Plot twist: I don't have any friends ;)

[catchymemes]

[friendscallmebacon]

If somebody turns their back on you... Squeeze their A$$

[friendscallmebacon]

here is five reasons you should be reading more fiction:

1. Real life is TERRIBLE

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huh...guess you don't really need anymore reasons after that...

[friendscallmebacon]

[Watson waking up Sherlock]

Watson: Wake up, the sun has risen!

Sherlock: And what do you want me to do? Photosynthesis?

[goldengoddess]

if ur fictional crush wouldn’t murder someone in your honor, you need a new fictional crush

[friendscallmebacon]

"When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in." - Cap, Ugly Love