We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

she/her 🏳️‍🌈 perpetual mom friend, punmeister emeritus, & occasionally abashed swiftie. considering reviving this blog from the ded as i tumble into a new fandom or two in the year of our lord 2022. historically: hollstein, supercorp.

[itookurmatches]

love? no

hate? nah

indifference? indeed

[friendscallmefred]

ok so just channeled the confidence & courage from @taylorswift’s “I’d be a fearless leader, I’d be an alpha type” mood to kill the largest fucking spider I have ever seen for my house and if this isn’t proof of Tay’s power idk what is thank u & goodnight

[friendscallmefred]

I’ve been listening to the album all day at work and it’s end of the day but I’m gonna be here for a few more hours and I went downstairs and it’s blasting while my badass fellow lady coworkers are playing billiards and singing along and this is simply the best Friday ever catch me working from THIS floor for the next 62 minutes.

Like, that moment when you take out your earbuds and the same song is playing everywhere I’m just so here for this 😭

[friendscallmefred]

UPDATE THE MAN IS ON AND WE ARE THRIVING

[friendscallmefred]

I’ve been listening to the album all day at work and it’s end of the day but I’m gonna be here for a few more hours and I went downstairs and it’s blasting while my badass fellow lady coworkers are playing billiards and singing along and this is simply the best Friday ever catch me working from THIS floor for the next 62 minutes.

Like, that moment when you take out your earbuds and the same song is playing everywhere I’m just so here for this 😭

[jonismitchell-deactivated202410]

cornelia street is the all too well of being in love

[burytheminflorida]

I forgot that you existed is really the biggest roast but I’m not even going to roast you because I don’t care enough

[teslalovestswift13]

AFTER EVERY SONG I SAY “THAT’S MY FAVOURITE”

[friendscallmefred]

Because OF COURSE MS SWIFT DID THIS

I aspire to be 1/13th of the Easter egg troll @taylorswift is tbh

[hopeineverloseyou]

taylor dont you hve something to be doing. can you take a nap

[taylorswift]

TOO MANY THOUGHTS & FEELINGS SO NOPE NO NAH NEGATIVE ITS A NO FOR ME

[friendscallmefred]

have literally never felt so seen

“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”

& Lover’s gonna kill me w kindness and love and feels so yeah will sleep sometime nowhere near now

[swift-worldwide]

taylor said at GMA how she’s super excited about lover because it’s the first album she will fully own herself and I almost cried I never thought of it that way, lover is COMPLETELY and 100% taylors and I cannot express how much more excited I got for the album after that

[ts-1989]

[taylorswift]

LIT

[friendscallmefred]

VMAs are blessing us already — but can you imagine like a politics fireside chat with these two?? honestly I wanna hear these two badass women talk politics and community and service and their vision of what communities can be and do, you know?? imagine the people they can inspire to organize and the voters they can inspire to show up (or don’t imagine bc they already have!!! but shit their powers combined?? what a world)

tl;dr: November 2020 is the month we stick it to as many misogynistic assholes as we can, you feel me Swifties??

[hauntedbystorytelling]

Three young women eat spaghetti on inflatable mattresses at Lake of Capri, 1939 (AP Photo / Hamilton Wright)

[abbiefrank]

Love love love

[saint-of-los-angeles]

I’m trying to think of something better than floating on the water with my best friends and pasta, but I’m coming up blank.

[friendscallmefred]

I have (3) text shortcuts to my name and one of them is giving me all of my life thank u for this sheer joy @taylorswift

[upbottleswithyou]

taylor said: we are doing EVERYTHING that’s possible this era

[catchymemes]

[prideandprejudice2005]

[apricops]

Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good

[apricops]

me, excitedly: so by Le Chatelier’s principle, no reaction ever truly ‘stops,’ it just reaches a point where it proceeds in both directions at the same rate for a net change of zero, which

my gf, knowing she’ll get to talk about glass-blowing techniques next: mhm, I see, interesting