Local Birdie

Sparrow Queer Woof woof or whatever. he/him/they diary of the worlds dumbest fag

[interextradimensional]

“I served him with all my heart, basked in his mercy, his worshipful mercy”

Me too Armand

[octobercowboy]

it’s me and this nerve pain against the world

[frighttful]

Ouch ouch owie.

[frighttful]

Fucking blue

[frighttful]

sometimes the tip of my pinky toe falls asleep but only the tip has this ever happened to you

I think you should see a doctor about that

[frighttful]

would u rather be a lesbian or dead

Can I do both?

[frighttful]

what’s some terrible advice u can give me

I texted my ex, you can try that?

[frighttful]

why did my mom say i’m a shitty daughter

Idk cuz she’s evil probably.

We can share Heather

[frighttful]

are you a cat person or a hagfish person

I lowkey fuck with the hagfish. They got a cute face ngl.

But cats are even more epic

[frighttful]

i made Deeves mom my lock screen

…did you take her to dinner first?

[frighttful]

opinion on socialism

Pretty goated

[frighttful]

earwax or snot

To consume or just in general?

[frighttful]

how many toes would you have if you couldn’t have 10

Like 12 or 13

[frighttful]

Guy eho doesnt want to tslk to me “❤️”

[frighttful]

I only ever knew you as red and I know I don’t know you because you’re blue

[frighttful]

Blue

[frighttful]

The concept of making out while having clown paint on and it smearing all over your partner.

Delicious.