Just some things I like

Chris. English. Languages. Cats & Memes, Idk.

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[crossroadsbishounen]

please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

[isa-ah]

did you know there's a wrong way to microwave potatoes

[dragon-in-a-fez]

those are actually rocks! hope this helps

[desidesidesi]

Been a hard week. Why don't you settle up and let Professor Juniper make you some biscuits!

[desidesidesi]

Told the Professor her biscuits were a hit and she just looked at me like this:

[sergle]

hank green's 2025 bingo card is gonna make me pass out

[knitmeapony]

These posts are cousins to me.

[ashenmind]

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

[ashenmind]

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

[kaijuno]

[cute-catts]

Mama void with all of her voidlings 🖤🐈

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Defeated...

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[nuka-rockit]

[cryptonature]

I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.

[underthehedge]

To an octopus, a human is like a thinking being with blood-stained coral growing inside it.

[naamahdarling]

I need to sit down and breathe into a bag for a while.

[therobotmonster]

Its parts were obscenely limited in their movement. Each hinge could open or close only a small amount before reaching its limit, yet by working in concert they demonstrated unexpected dexterity, moving and manipulating the objects before it with cunning equal to my own. It was more torso than limb, as though a seal had been stretched and warped, given long grasping tentacles filled with bones like bars of coral.  It’s head was most horrid of all, flat and ovoid, jutting out too small from the trunk as though it belonged to a beast half its size.

The thing rose upon its lowermost appendages, two long trunks that ended in flat, protruding flippers that branched into stubby, grasping mockeries of a sucker. It’s triple-hinged uppermost limbs were similar, but the ends branched into five smaller tentacles, each with three hinges of their own.

I froze, as the thing’s gaze fell upon me and it opened its hideous fish-jaw, filled with thick, many-shaped teeth like white shards of stone, and spoke in a shrill, discordant babble. I felt its horrid dry grip on my flesh, as those hinged appendages closed on me like the legs of a crab.

I felt the heat of its body, tasted its noxious, oily flesh through my touch, and prepared for the end, and all went black as a swoon overtook me.

I awoke, some time later, the cold and comforting water, banished back to the comfort of the sea and the dark. I should be grateful I am alive. I should cast aside the experience like a half-remembered dream.

I shall never again go swimming in search of lights above. The last thing I recall before the darkness took me was my right eye popping free of the thing’s grasp enough to see into the distance for one brief moment.

I saw thousands of lights.

[evilkitten3]

ok so it turns out “horror but it’s about something mundane from the perspective of a non-human animal” fucks severely

[onlytiktoks]

[thebadchoicemachine]

Whatever you think it will be, it’s not.

[thecatchat]

You were absolutely correct. It was not what I thought!

[fail-boat]

My foster kitten

[fail-boat]

is trying

[fail-boat]

to steal

[fail-boat]

my beer.

[lilragekitten]

Guys… 

Please… 

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction. 

I love Jocelyn the kitten. 

[fr0g-queen-deactivated20240709]

Omg precios baby 😭

[one-of-the-only-toasters]

Jocelyn just wants to get sloshed 😂😭😭

[uchihasasukeofficial]

isnt it like a thing that cats go BUCK FUCKIN WILD for yeast and yeast by products

[brightlotusmoon]

This is why nutritional yeast is added to almost every cat food for flavor, cats love yeast by-products more than their own mothers.

[shamebats]

[kittydesade]

Ow, right in the culture.

[circleinaspiral-deactivated2025]

An important thing to consider: does the topic you're discussing/debating directly impact your life (or a loved one's) in any significant way? Ask the same question for the person you're arguing against. If the answer is "no" for you, but "yes" for them, you need to understand that they aren't likely going to be able to argue this *for fun* with you.

[black-lodge-gatekeeper]

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

[bnq]

synonyms

[damnednyx]

Bestie

[creatures-in-posts]

Confirmed creature post