Frog and Toad Are Sus

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"These cookies are my Roman Empire” said Frog.

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"I have too many unread emails," Toad said.

"You will never reach inbox zero," replied Frog.

Toad threw his laptop out the window.

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"They say the government might ban TikTok," said Frog.

"#MoveToCanadaToContinueUsingTikTokChallenge" said Toad.

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"Frog, there is a spy balloon up in the sky! We need to shoot it down!" said Toad.

"That is the moon," replied Frog.

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Frog and Toad were drinking Champagne to celebrate the New Year.

They were getting blitzed.

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"Toad, look who I ran into on my morning run! I invited him over for some cookies," said Frog.

"I cannot believe you gave snake my assassination coordinates, Frog!" said Toad.

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"My entire feed is filled with everyone's Spotify Wrapped," grumbled Toad.

"Who cares about Spotify Wrapped? I'm working on putting together my Dating Wrapped," said Frog.

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"Why are you banging your head against the wall?" asked Frog.

"It's a TikTok challenge!" said Toad.

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"Hello lunch," said the snake when he saw Frog and Toad.

"It is Thanksgiving. Why not eat this tofurkey instead?" asked Frog.

"Bet," said the snake.

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"I've been streaming Taylor Swift's new song Anti-Hero 24/7 since Midnights dropped. It is a bop!" said Frog.

"You should buy the album instead. Support the artist, Frog," said Toad.

@taylorswift

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"I think we should go get some pizza from the ZaBot," said Frog.

"The ZaBot is just like that pizza place on Breaking Bad. It sells uncut pies. We will have to bring our own pizza cutter." said Toad.

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Frog and Toad were playing Minecraft together.

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"Did you enjoy the extra hour of sleep last night, Toad?" asked Frog.

"More like an extra hour of self-doubt and anxiety," said Toad.

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"I just tweeted that I am going to delete my account now that Elon Musk owns Twitter!," said Frog.

"Just do it then, Frog. You do not need to make an announcement that you are leaving," said Toad.

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“I think I shall get out of bed today after all,” said Toad.

“Yaaaas King!” said Frog.