Quixotic

I'm vale, pronounced vahl or valeh, not veil thanks. Erhad and I are the same person. bi nb she/her pronouns FC: 5172-0619-1338

[delphinidin4]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

canadian guy who’s only played bioshock, metro 2033, fallout 4, doom 2016, nier automata, dishonored, machinegames wolfenstein, dark souls, and prey 2017 upon seeing any other video game for the first time:

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

[powerfulwizard]

Not wanting to fuck a clone of yourself is just a sign of low self esteem. It’s pathetic.

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[dsu2014]

most men are just bald with hair

period

[podencos]

[tchaikovskaya]

jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye

[tchaikovskaya]

“there are two types of americans:

1) i am from bumfuckville south pennsylbumfuckia, you of course know this great city

2) im not sure if you’ve heard of this place called miami?”

[kaijuno]

thijs is so???

[deathflares]

[ffxiv graphic challenge] » 1 / 6 songs

Westward lies bleed t'ward the east 『Wayward Daughter』 step into the night Restless eyes, blind to the beast Barren waters yield unto the tide

[android1000]

[whitepeopletwitter]

VET?

[totalspiffage]

[achesspiece]

[kristina100000]

if i was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily pad yes or no

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[tami-taylors-hair]

Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? That’s what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???

[rthstewart]

Someone on Twitter pointed out that apart from all the different elements, this is a master class in story telling and comedic timing.