wonderfully wanderlust

[toastbutteregg]

Make your edibles in the shape of dog treats and take them anywhere you want. If a drug dog finds them, his handler will just think he’s being a silly boy.

Life Hacks For People With No Moral Compass (x)

[hydro-homies]

sounds good to me

[toastbutteregg]

We’re lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.

Shower Thoughts That Will Change the Way You Think About Your Entire Life (x)

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

[wellthatsjustgreat]

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

[dsu2014]

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

[skincareroutine]

potatoes take so long to boil kinda sexy making me wait

[suspend]

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

[chillekcooljebrahh]

what if people had food names and food had people names

“hey spaghetti time for dinner”

“what are we having”

“margaret”

i swear everyone on this website is high

shut up chocolate

[beeishappy]

[hydro-homies]

Relevant contrast

[darkmatters-world]

[fakehistory]

Everyone during the French monarchy (1735) - colorized

[officialunitedstates]

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

[sixpenceee]

A newborn cobra! 

[texanpirate]

The littlest danger noodle!

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis