Texan Pirate

[probablybadrpgideas]

This dungeon has no snares, traps, blades, pits or poison fog, nothing of the sort.

There's just an un-skip-able fifteen second ad every other time you open a door.

­WotC would like to know your location

[stedilnik]

Stretching it

[stedilnik]

A fun prank

(featuring Samantha and guest starring Daniel because it might be good for him feel something for once)

[stedilnik]

coworkers

[stedilnik]

how do you know how to do any of the things you know? every time you produce a new comic I learn about physics, math, health science, or documentary filmmaking

Every month my brain spins the wheel of short term interest and whatever it lands on, I learn about it and sometimes even draw something involving it. When the novelty inevitably wears off after a week or two, I lose interest, but the now useless info stays in my head.

weird how It stopped doing that when I started taking meds. must be a coincidence.

[stedilnik]

rutting season

(they are going to wrestle or something idk where to go with this)

[stedilnik]

more deer behaviour

[stedilnik]

they are still going at it.

[stedilnik]

My main takeaway from working in a medical lab is that the human body is a kind of soup where some bullshit happens.

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[supergrinch]

I'm being oppressed

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[fallout-lou-begas]

what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

[whatthehaxx]

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[FREE SPACE] - Introduce us to one of your ocs!

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[youremysunshine8]

4am perfec t size for put decisions in to make! 4am very Clear thinking and Comfort no need sleep soundly make decisions at 4am. Put Decision In 4am. no problems ever at 4 am because good Shape and Support for tired brain weak of struggle make sad. Afouram awake yes a place for a thought put action in 4am can trust middle of night for giveing good love to brain. friend 4am

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[meateater-rabbit]

[velociraptrix]

[firjii]

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

[robertreich]

“Solidarity” is an important word. It means our interests are the same. We stand together. We have strength in numbers. We support each other against oppression. Last night was an important reminder: Together, we have the power.

[jerryterry]

"Oh yeah it's true, I totally made a philosopher's stone, yeah! It came outta me, thought I'd coughed up a damn organ or like, y'know in Silent Hill when she throws up the-"

"-hill three..."

"Right in Silent Hill 3 when uh, what's her name, Hayley?"

"Heather."

"Right yeah Heather she coughs up a lil red ball or somethin... it's god? I remember that right?"

"Yeah, it was God."

"Right, wild game. But it was like that except it was shiny and hard. And I thought 'boy am i coughin up marbles? am I an oyster here?' but - and get this - I picked it up and it was juicy..."

"The fuck you mean 'Juicy'?"

"Hah, now I got your attention. Yeah like it was rock-solid but it was still pumpin out juice. Smelled real good, too."

"Okay... so when'd you figure it out?"

"That it smelled good?"

"No, that it was the fuck-- THE fucking Philosopher's Stone?"

"Minute one, my brother. You cough up a juicy marble smellin THAT good, you're goin in for a slurp NQA. No Questions Asked."

"...And you knew instantly? You'd slurped the Juicy Marble of Eternal Life??"

"Hell yeah I knew. Couple sips and I knew then and there I-"

"Couple? You went back for a second lick of this thing you'd coughed up MOMENTS prior?"

"-Couple sips and I knew then and there I was on my LFS. Livin Forever Shit"

"Look, that's great and all, but why the hell are you calling us?"

"That's what I been tryna say! I wanna cancel. Don't need your shit anymore, health insurance, pet insurance..."

"You gave some to your dog?"

"You wouldn't let your dog live forever?? Last livin guy on earth, you think I'm doin that alone? You seen I Am Legend?"

"Wait, you don't plan on sharing it with anyone else? Anyone?"

"Yeah yeah, I know what you're askin. NCD, man. No-"

"-Can Do, right. But jus-- like y-- NOBODY else gets the Gift of Eternal Life??"

"Nahh man, that thing came outta me, I dunno if it's some important shit that makes my insides work, I stuffed it back in there post-haste. Two slurps for me, two licks for Francis, back down the hatch. Y'know how Jackie Kennedy was grabbin at those brains, maybe she was cookin..."

"Well shit. Let's say I believe a single word of this, that's... I mean, it's unbelievably selfish, right? You have this- ghh wait, you swallowed it after the dog licked it?"

"Look. Will you cancel my stuff or not?"

"Yeah. Okay, whatever. It's cancelled. Good luck with your whole living forever thing."

-- CALL RECORDED FOR TRAINING PURPOSES. AGENT RECEIVED DISCIPLINARY ACTION FOR CANCELLING ACTIVE CONTRACTS WITHOUT FIRST TRANSFERRING THE CUSTOMER TO OUR RETENTIONS TEAM --