F l o w e r g o t h i c

Internet Goth. Former morning news producer. 26. AuDHD. ENTP. Any/All.

[theflowergothic]

Fuck it— not even my personal affairs can keep me from my silly race recaps

Lazy thoughts on Barcelona coming soon

[theflowergothic]

HERE WE GO WITH 20 MINUTES LEFT BEFORE BOARDING ENJOY

Lazy Thoughts on the 2026 Barcelona-Catalunya Grand Prix

An all-British affair for a race in...Catalonia?

[theflowergothic]

You’re just jealous because I’m hot 😂😉//

Hot only if it's to set you on fire and throw you in the sewer…it's no wonder you're still single and your ex-boyfriend broke up with you because you were sick :( and you're a failure as a "journalist," nobody knows you, flower, nobody cares anymore that you hate Kelly… now you're only seen as an ugly girl with badly cut hair, a yellow smile that looks like tartar… a broomstick body and a nose that looks like a penis

Imagine calling me a “failure” as a journalist when I literally broke these stories

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Jesus, the minions are losing their shit today

(Seriously—what they said about you was utterly inappropriate and just plain vile. I’m so sorry you had to find those nasty comments in your inbox, these minions are horrific)

They’re just coping after I revealed that I’ve been in journalism this whole time 😂

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Okay broomer

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Now you look like a witch…please smile properly!! Those yellow teeth of yours, the color of someone with poor oral hygiene, are awful…it could only happen in the United States.

You’re just jealous because I’m hot 😂😉

[theflowergothic]

It's fun to see MG showing more cleavage than usual, and that's fine, but then I remember that comment Sylvia made about Kim Kardashian💀🤣

How vulgar!

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Oh that dress… 😐🫠//

Are you jealous? Because you look like a broom and could never wear dresses like that without looking like a huge skeleton with AIDS.

Okay broomer

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//https://www.tumblr.com/theflowergothic/819685155329507328/and-once-again-kelly-isnt-home-she-arrived?source=share//

Oh that dress… 😐🫠

Meanwhile in flowergothland…

[theflowergothic]

And once again Kelly isn’t home. She arrived Monday and left to the pop up with Patbo in St tropez. Per usual not taking care of her kids.

Receipts?

[capyphoenix]

She is posting weird stuff again

That's more Flowers knowledge

[theflowergothic]

these are basic bitch horoscopes lmao- homegirl likely experienced the Barnum effect and felt seen when this would logistically apply to a 12th of the global population.

[theflowergothic]

"cant beat a girls trip" as if her life isnt a constant girls trip 😭 maybe two months out of her life she does parenting things but the other times its just trips and vacations

yeah lol

[theflowergothic]

Fuck it— not even my personal affairs can keep me from my silly race recaps

Lazy thoughts on Barcelona coming soon

[theflowergothic]

“Imagine Max’s mental state if he didn’t have Kelly, Lily, P and the pets waiting for him at home”

Copied this tweet from a minion 😭😭😭 they’re so delusional it’s crazy

😂

[theflowergothic]

we talked about how they seemed distant, and now max has suddenly commented emojis on her post lol

yep! lol

[theflowergothic]

Flight is delayed. AMA.

(To answer the obvious question: this is for the “urgent personal matter” I mentioned in my most recent Lazy Thoughts—the one that’s gonna keep me from doing a Barcelona race recap)

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i agree with anon, they seem very distant! for two people who spend so much time apart because of racing, i find it kinda funny how she doesn't go with him or support him more

and the kids aren't really an excuse because she has been in sardinia for several days this week. and if you think about it, she haa also traveled to other countries with her friends during max's races this year

and when she does go to f1 races, like miami or monaco, it's usually for all the events, dinners, and parties. it doesn't really come across as very supportive

they just seem really distant from each other, very weird couple

Yeah lol

[theflowergothic]

(Originally posted on IG, cross-posting here for continuity lol)

The irony of proving I’m not unemployed on the last day of my current job. 😂

In all seriousness, these past three years producing WAFB’s 9News at 9 have been the most defining of my life so far. I broke major stories both local and national, helped organizations in this city get the coverage they deserved, learned more about Louisiana than I ever expected to, and of course posed with countless animals.

But now it’s time for something new, and time to fully embrace my “secret identity” alongside it.

Thank you to everyone who guided me through this journey— I won’t name you here, but you all know who you are. All I ask is that you keep what’s coming next to yourselves for a little while longer. I’ll reveal it once the time is right. 😉

Love always, and forever—

Julia Gay (Flowergothic)

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Welp. This is a first. 😂