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Last night was produced by Janus films

#humor tag #shitpost #movies #janus films

Last night was straight out of the criterion closet

#last night was a movie #humor tag #shitpost #movies #criterion collection #criterion closet #janus films

STOP!

Who runs more shit aliens or lizard people?

#aliens #lizard people #conspiracy theories #x files #lowkey though #lowkey x files #not actually x files #no x files spoilers #like I don’t wanna know if there’s lizard people I’m only on season one

Cowboys vs Pirates what do y’all think?

#cowboys #pirates

6-7 is the greatest experiment in Pavlovian conditioning known to man

#6 7

scuse me i need updates from froggy octapus!

I have to plan for my triple bar mitzvah soon. Also I don’t want to work on stuff but I really should and I really do want to. I’ve been trying to write more but I lack the motivation. I really like the snow that’s new. I’m liking my book so far, and if all goes well tonight I’ll watch a documentary about people struck by lightning.

Me playing catan after reading guns germs and steel: I must maximize my crop production, metallurgy and domesticates in order to build cities and accumulate guns germs and steel to decimate my enemies.

My family: uuuuuuumm you’re losing.

How is this possible. Are societies not at least partially determined by the environments in which they form?

#catan #jared diamond #guns germs and steel #board games #humor tag #shitpost

WE REALLY ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE! What does this mean?!

#photonic light crystals activate!#future #the future #science rocks #Nicholas Larocca #he doesn’t know I tagged him hahahaha

Applying to colleges - I think I should become a pathological liar

What color are you

Orange orange bright orange and it is also pale and it is a bright pale orange.

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I just thought everyone should know that I hope they’re having a terrible day today. Yes you.

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That was Lucy “tumblr homewrecker” Colebrook please don’t believe her.

I just thought everyone should know that I hope they’re having a terrible day today. Yes you.

Well I thought about the army…..

#ben folds five #music #dad said what #I thought I should join a band instead #been thinking a lot today #the army #shitpost #humor tag

Muffins, cookies, and cakes are all mammals

And caramel is amphibious

#the eras tour #je suis donc je pense #shitpost #yeah that’s a valid tag #humor tag #the departed #bodybuilder

I think I’m a rational person just because whenever I see someone I know in a circumstance that contradicts their usual behavior I always think they’ve secretly had an identical twin the whole time and you know I’ve been right once or twice.

#identical twins #I am logical #a logical man #it was only really because somebody looked exactly the same as somebody I knew and had a different name and also didn’t recognize me #yet I still continue with my hypothesis

Welcome little gasoline pump boy

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