[beriliaa]

[a-book-of-creatures]

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

[azura2298]

HOLY SHIT ITS WEDNESDAY THE 19TH TODAY FUCK

[autism-official]

Dang I missed it.

[autism-official]

Man

[memories]

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 10/7/23, 4:12:14 PM, it’s that #pronouns takes up too much of my time.

[memories]

#english is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[thai-gl-polls]

Pick one:

I'm Friendly 🙂

Do Not Pet 🤚

I'm Nervous 😵‍💫

Margaritaville 🍹

Remaining time: 1 day 56 minutes

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[dateamonster]

secret organizations for studying paranormal phenomena are always calling the creatures they find like "specimen 58008" or some fake latin taxonomy or something vague and ominous like "the red angel" or whatever and thats all well and good but i want a story about a bunch of cryptozoologists going around naming things the way people name like actual birds and lizards and shit.

i want to get lost in the woods and meet the ring-tailed tree creeper and roger's false elk. i want a character who is desperate to prove this monster is actually a distinct species from that very similar looking monster so they can name it after themself. i want two field researchers narrowly escaping an encounter with some ten foot tall thing made of carnivorous vines and one of them is like wow wait til the guys back at the lab hear we got that close to a lesser thorn-backed bone eater 🙂 and the other scientist is like.,...... 😰lesser?

[dateamonster]

thank you for appreciating my boobs calculator joke but the real overlooked gem of this post is rogers false elk. basically this entire post was just an excuse to come up with a hypothetical monster called rogers false elk. its just so pleasing to me. does nobody care him? does nobody but me care for rogers false elk?

[legendarycollectiveflower]

Two types of people on Queering the map:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OKAY LISTEN

[assporn]

My favorite thing about these posts, especially with bgp, is that someone roasts them and they respond

[reblogging---stuff]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU PEOPLE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"what about all the clown husbandry posts" YALL USED TO LOVE CLOWN HUSBANDRY!!! THAT WAS BONDING TIME!!!

[clytemnestraaa]

ok there’s been enough reblogs from enough people on enough various posts of mine that now i need to stand up for the bitches who don’t fuck of the world. people aren’t writing bad smut because of a lack of having sex. they are writing it because a lot of people have very poor visualization skills and forget halfway through what position characters are supposed to be in, or don’t understand what makes a word a good or bad choice, or can’t create compelling dynamics. i promise that even the sexually inactive, by virtue of also existing within the human form, would know that if you’re behind someone you can’t lick their nipple. and i promise that the frequently sexually active are equally prone to using the word “mewled.” i can pretty much guarantee that having a lot of sex and writing good sex scenes are unrelated. do you think your favorite horror authors are cutting people up in their basements. do you think your favorite food critics are michelin chefs. do you think the people blocking cool combat scenes in movies are routinely getting into cage fights. no they just understand how to utilize tone, pacing, momentum, and the tools of film direction, while keeping action tied to character. like believe it or not this is simply a skill like everything else. idk i always think that that point of view shows a lack of understanding of what makes a sex scene work. it removes the craft of it in a way i find short-sighted. i think people are confused about the reason teenagers are writing bad sex scenes. it’s not because they’re not fucking, it’s because they are young and haven’t had the years to hone their writing craft the way someone older has.

[venusiancarbondioxide]

a wise and true post that reminded me of my favorite interview moment of all time

[11111100m-deactivated20240606]

everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you

[the-haiku-bot]

everything is sort

of weird and sad and i want

to sleep next to you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pinene]

Never trust a furry disliker

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[americiumam]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

[el-ffej]

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[sinsumeria1-blog]

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered