I guess this is my blog

Hi I'm Frog, I'm a teen that likes a lot of animals and my dog specifically and this is my blog so enjoy :D wlw, INTP, demigirl(?)

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note to self: when your friends are coming over, you have to behave in the following way:

Greet them at the door

Show them the way inside

Ask them if they want sth to drink (show what options you have)

Ask them if they wanna have a snack (also show options)

ask them abt their weekend

Ask them if they wanna stay for dinner even if it‘s like 3 hours before dinner time bc if you don‘t they‘ll just have their parents pick them up shortly before dinner time and you won‘t notice it bc you never notice that shit

ya‘ll I think I‘m so heavily undiagnosed of some neurodivergent shit AND I think I came off as rude again towards my friends

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Note to self:

Wenn dir heterosexuelle Freundinnen ein Bild von ihrem Crush zeigen ist "Ewww" nicht die richtige Antwort

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on today‘s episode of weird shit I found: I found the skeleton of a duck‘s beak on the beach, which, considering the weird encounter with the crows at the cemetary, could surely never be a bad omen

anyways, I‘m gonna take it home the entire 7 hour drive :D

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in Germany, when we get almost run-over by a bicycle, we don‘t say „Man, that was so not cool right now!“, we say „SAMMA hast n Arsch offen oder was?!“ and I think that‘s beautiful

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Happy Pride Month to everyone! :D

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we decided to explore a cemetary today cus we‘re on vacay in the north and it had these old tombstones from like the 19th century and one was especially big so naturally I went to check it out and I shit you not, the moment I was 3 meters away from that thing like 3 swarms of crows fly out of the surrounding trees squawking and shit

so yeah, I might be cursed now

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Enorm wichtige Frage an alle Deutschsprachigen da draußen:

Sagt ihr

der Spezi

die Spezi

das Spezi

Voting ended onJun 4

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Would anybody like to hear about a story where the main antagonist is a trans talking cowgirl duck with telekinesis powers, colts, a slight drinking problems and a really old German name who doesn‘t even know she‘s the antagonist and whose sidekick is a victorian graveyard twink?

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ok, so short week recap: a guy that I unfortunately kinda knew got kicked outta my school for saying na*i paroles (due to legal reasons I can‘t give more info) aaaand my best friend of 6 years got kicked out of her friend group for no reason, so lemme talk abt that real quick:

my bsf A has been in a friend group with these girls called K and V. A few years ago I was a part of this friend group too but I left it cus they turned out to not be my kind of people. A decided to stay in the group cus they got along well, so A and I continued being friends outside the group. Thing is, K and V are pretty much outcasts in our year cus as much as we try to include them, they make it impossible to work, which made A an outcast too over time. In feburary we had a school trip to Berlin which lasted a week, and K and V ended the friendship with A there. After that K started texting ME again, saying „oh, A started crying and it was just too much with her behaviour alltogether for me and V“. And THAT‘S why they ended it. And it‘s so fucking hypocritical cus K has basically been that 2020-discord-„I fucked up“-friend for YEARS and we had to talk her out of multiple self-harm situations and even helped her through her breakup but once her friend who sacrificed her entire fucking social life for that group and always stuck with her has an emotional outburst she just lets her down

I‘m so fucking outraged rn

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I want the ability to have fitting background music that only I‘m able to hear. It would make it so much easier to determine whether my crush is flirting with me for real or if the joke I‘ve made was actually funny

just navigating social situations in general would be so much easier cus I‘m so fucking bad at it

also I would have scenic music everywhere I go and I would never have to invest in headphones ever again lol

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hatte grad mein fucking Coming out gegenüber meiner Cousine in ner Toilette von der freiwilligen Feuerwehr aufm Maifest. Jetz muss ichs nur noch meiner anderen Cousine erzählen und dann wars das mit Coming outs mal für ne Weile

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hätte nich gedacht, dass es so schwer is kurze Sporthosen zu finden. Aber wenn man halt nich regulär trainiert so wie ich und die Oberschenkel dementsprechend in Relation zu Anderen relativ dick sind, is das echt schwer, v.a. bei Frauen. Für Frauen gibts iwie keine baggy knielangen Sportshorts, nich mal wirklich Basketballshorts kann ich für Frauen finden. Werde halt jetz mal wieder in der Männerabteilung bestellen

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also nur mal so als Update an alle, die mit dem gleichen struggeln: kauft einfach wirklich bei den Männern, die Hose is angekommen und passt perfekt und meiner Meinung nach is sie zwar komplett basic und sieht trotzdem besser aus als die aus der Frauen Sparte

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Hell yeah, Caitly Kiramman is in the house

Anlässlich des Release von Tomodachi Life 2 hab ich meine Willkommensversion mal wieder ausgepackt. Da wird aber leider nix interessantes mehr passieren, bin neidisch auf alle die ne Vollversion haben haha

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hätte nich gedacht, dass es so schwer is kurze Sporthosen zu finden. Aber wenn man halt nich regulär trainiert so wie ich und die Oberschenkel dementsprechend in Relation zu Anderen relativ dick sind, is das echt schwer, v.a. bei Frauen. Für Frauen gibts iwie keine baggy knielangen Sportshorts, nich mal wirklich Basketballshorts kann ich für Frauen finden. Werde halt jetz mal wieder in der Männerabteilung bestellen

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tried making a drink from Instagram today where you mix oat milk, mango juice and dragon fruit juice and put crushed ice. I don‘t have crushed ice so I had to put normal cubes and my little supermarket also didn‘t have dragonfruit juice cus it‘s so small so I had to use pomegranate instead and basically what I‘m saying is that is now my own recipe lol

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we‘re gonna have a sports tournament in my school with all the other highschools in the area and my school will host and it‘s in july but I‘m already so excitedddd??? Also I don‘t usually do sports but I signed up for volleyball cuz it‘s so fun :DDD

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Had to wait over an hour for my bus today so I did a little irl sketching