Star Wars Legends: Poll of the Week - Favorite Quotations (Round 2)
Characters in Star Wars Legends have made a variety of clever quips, insightful comments, and just plain silly utterances. We already had one poll exploring some favorite quotes, but which of this group of quotations from a Legends property is your favorite?
1. âItâs not the killing. Itâs making the galaxy a little betterâ â Wedge Antilles to Cheriss (X-Wing: Starfighters of Adumar)
Wedge: "Here's the truth: I kill the enemy so someone, somewhereâprobably someone I've never met and never will meetâwill be happy."
Cheriss: "That doesn't make sense."
Wedge: "Yes, it does. I told you how I lost my parents. Nothing I ever do can make up for that loss. But if I put myself in the way of people just as bad as the ones who killed my family, if I burn them down, then someone else they would have hurt gets to stay happy. That's the only honorable thing about my profession. It's not the killing. It's making the galaxy a little better."
2. âThe Nostril of Palpatineâ â Han Solo, responding to Imperial Vana Dorjaâs assertion that the Empire would have done a better job defeating the Yuuzhan Vong than the New Republic (The New Jedi Order: Destinyâs Way)
Han: âThat's not what the Empire would have done, Commander. What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors or some other mistake and a hotshot enemy pilot would have dropped a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done.â
3. âChewbacca, canât we do this without the involvement of enemy forces?â Squeaky the protocol droid to Chewbacca aboard the Millennium Falsehood, mid-battle (X-Wing: Solo Command)
4. âThe gray fallacyâ â Tycho Celchu to Myn Donos and Gavin Darklighter (X-Wing: Isardâs Revenge)
Tycho: "It's called the gray fallacy. One person says white, another says black, and outside observers assume gray is the truth. The assumption of gray is sloppy, lazy thinking. The fact that one person is diametrically opposed to the truth does not then skew reality so the truth is no longer the truth."
5. âIf something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to dieâ â Mara Jade to Luke Skywalker, as Luke prepares to go into a devourer tank filled with microscopic creatures that eat all organic matter (The New Jedi Order: Enemy Lines II: Rebel Stand)
Mara: "Luke, I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die."
Luke: "I'll trust you to improve the story. Luke Skywalker goes out in a blaze of glory in battle with a red devourer."
6. âIf one guy calls you a HuttâŠ.â â Corran Horn (I, Jedi)
Corran: âIf one guy calls you a Hutt, ignore him. If a second guy calls you a Hutt, begin to wonder. If a third guy calls you a Hutt, buy a drool bucket and start stockpiling spice."
7. âDonât cut your own head off with your lightsaberâ â Ben Skywalker to his father Luke, when asked the first things heâd learned in Jedi training (Fate of the Jedi: Outcast)
Luke: "What's one of the first things you learned in training to be a Jedi?"
Ben: "Don't cut your own head off with your lightsaber."
Ben: "Your eyes can deceive you. Be mindful of your feelings. Girls are fun but dangerous. Lando has extra cards up his sleeve."
Luke: "Well, the truth is in there somewhereâŠ"
Which Star Wars Legends quotation from this collection of quotes is your favorite?
1. âItâs making the galaxy a little betterâ (Wedge Antilles)
2. âTheyâd call itâŠthe Nostril of Palpatineâ (Han Solo)
3. âCanât we do this without the involvement of enemy forces?â (Squeaky)
4. âThe gray fallacyâ (Tycho Celchu)
5. âAn exceptionally embarrassing way to dieâ (Mara Jade)
6. âIf one guy calls you a Huttâ (Corran Horn)
7. âDonât cut your own head off with your lightsaberâ (Ben Skywalker)
Voting ended onJun 5, 2024
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