From the Booth

idk man it’s weird out here

[jacindaelena]

by bobbimac

[nikswonderland]

Fall Forest by valiphotos on pixabay

[everydaylouie]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The ghost duet is here, Halloween has officially begun :D

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[skluug]

caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”

[mcelquotes]

People forget that, like, 'Outside the Bun' encompasses all existence that is not contained within the bun.

Justin McElroy

[pocketwynand]

⭐️🌌💫

[toydreamer]

☀️ＶＡＣＡＴＩＯＮ🌴

Painting this and wishing I’m the one on vacation

[weaver-z]

Just saw a cat breeder website with graphic design so good that I audibly wheezed "YES" upon opening the page

[weaver-z]

WIZARDGATE

[grox]

[vangoghcore]

by bradley_images

[nyamafriend]

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A tweet by the official Tumblr account which reads:

tumblr dot com NOVEMBE…: Reason to Join Tumblr #11: Do you love inside jokes? Would you like to be a part of one someday?

Well hop on your plinko horse, grab your blorbos, little meow meows, and glup shittos because we’re on our way to steal some shoelaces from the president in Superhell. End ID]

[pathos-logical]

#this is like if the landlord fired the gunshots for you (via @sophular)

[nge-deactivated20220127]

[millenianthemums]

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

[iwasrightaboutthesun]

Modern day Medusa

[especially]

[sockablock]

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

[itsmyturnonthegender]

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

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