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Mood: let me sit on your lap and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard

If only he'd stop sitting with his chair so close to his desk...

"Driving dangerous curves across the dirty sheets".

Bonus points if you recognize the song that line is from.

Right up front. Love these guys.

Leopard and lace.

Zombie hooker cleavage.

Post shower.

They told us we couldn't use social media during work hours anymore.

This is my response to that.

i look cute while giving head and that’s all that matters

Me too. Or so I’ve been told. :P

I've had a few people ask so I'll just answer everyone all at once.

Yes, those are my engagement and wedding rings.

Yes, I got myself hitched.

And yes, I will still be posting here.

And now you know why I've been so busy lately.

Close up of my favorite part of the costume.

I think it's one of his favorite parts too.

Costume number one for this year...Red Sonja.

Also, I lost a lot of weight. Still have a long way to go but super proud of myself.

We had to turn down a threesome because of responsibilities.

Stupid job.

Dressed up for a friend’s birthday party. It’s a 80’s hair-band theme. :-).

She's a former Playboy Playmate and totally worth the effort to do all this hair.

I was told I should share more from my everyday life on here.

"Honey, we need to wash everything in the suitcase. It all smells like dildos."

You might want to rethink that suggestion..

Perfect gift for me. :)

Hello! Long time no see.

I'm just trying out the camera on my new phone while sitting on the most boring conference call ever at my new job.

I know, I haven't been around much. I'll try to do better. :)

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