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The Ultimate Lifeform
Ask & Rp Blog run by Haru ♡
- Literate / Novella (&& One liners)
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- Mun is 22 y/o with 10 years of writing experience
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‘ tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot. ’ ~ rolling-orb-bot
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' A riot indeed. A riot against an otherwise peaceful day. '
Was Ruby mocking the poor bot? Perhaps.. But, alas, one ego meeting another, sassy ego, well, that is doomed to go south, eh?
Ah, fine. He’ll cut the robot some slack.
` You have your funny moments, but this one is not one of them. ‘
tieillusion:
@fromthedxrkness sent: ‘ I’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife) ’
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The duo exchange horrified and confused looks after the ultimate lifeform explained that plan to them. S-Surely he was joking, right…? Of course, Senketsu immediately had to speak his mind about the matter, regardless if this was a joke or not.
“Uhh… Sh-Shadow, you’d die from blood loss if you attempted that. O-Or bone loss, depending on which comes first. P-Plus, most of your bones aren’t exactly able to be replaced. So if you removed them, you’d be doing detrimental damage to your body. A-And the knives could cut and hurt your organs, as well!”
“What he said.” Ryuko said bluntly about four minutes after Senketsu was done explaining.
The hedgehog calmly listened to the kamui’s explanation, even if his expression was one of slight disbelief as he realized they did indeed take him seriously. He was fine letting Senketsu finish his little rant about why that would be a horrible idea.
Of course it was a horrible idea, if you’d assume he was being serious and sincere about it. Which, of course, he was not. He often forgot that not everyone was familiar with the hedgehog’s darker humor. Though, if it was a viable idea -.. Well... The deadlier, the better, right?
‘ You can settle down. It was merely a joke. Perhaps I should’ve clarified. ‘
‘ Not like I’d need an addition like that, either. I may not be as.. Durable as my alternates, but I’m sturdy enough to take a ‘few’ hits. ‘
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The Ultimate Lifeform
Ask & Rp Blog run by Haru ♡
- Literate / Novella (&& One liners)
- Semi-selective
- Multi-ship && Multi-verse
- Crossover friendly
- Mun is 22 y/o with 10 years of writing experience
- Muse is 18+
If you’d be interested in interacting, please like && reblog!♡
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‘ i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet. ’ ‘ i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife) ’ ‘ let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes. ’ ‘ blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical. ’ ‘ touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease. ’ ‘ call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me. ’ ‘ healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake. ’ ‘ me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess. ’ ‘ do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both ’ ‘ *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable. ’ ‘ my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight ’ ‘ quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever ’ ‘ date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places ’ ‘ any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind? you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it ’ ‘ i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them ’ ‘ *nervously calls crush bro* ’ ‘ i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues. ’ ‘ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ’ ‘ concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now ’ ‘ i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you. ’ ‘ i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy ’ ‘ why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni. ’ ‘ date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles ’ ‘ going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together. ’ ‘ we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking. ’ ‘ you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe. ’ ‘ one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them. ’ ‘ you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking ’ ‘ why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary. ’ ‘ i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me. ’ ‘ *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay. ’ ‘ i like to blame myself for everything just in case. ’ ‘ the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word. ’ ‘ love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious. ’ ‘ i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break. ’ ‘ sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone. ’ ‘ who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke. ’ ‘ i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you. ’ ‘ i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration. ’ ‘ me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare. ’ ‘ so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others. ’ ‘ my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning. ’ ‘ if you think i’m cute send me money. ’ ‘ one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry. ’ ‘ not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore. ’ ‘ there is no reason not to love with you whole heart. ’ ‘ i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years. ’ ‘ sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text. ’ ‘ ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful. ’ ‘ so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ’ ‘ i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything. ’ ‘ yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff. ’ ‘ i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot. ’ ‘ let me show you just how good i can be. ’ ‘ i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am. ’ ‘ i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys. ’ ‘ i’m a snail and god is salting me. ’ ‘ i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die. ’ ‘ being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!??????? ’ ‘ i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years. ’ ‘ my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me. ’ ‘ i have hella heart eyes for you. ’ ‘ you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour. ’ ‘ it’s pretty iconic to like yourself. ’ ‘ i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life. ’ ‘ stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me) ’ ‘ i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one. ’ ‘ to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’. ’ ‘ i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor. ’ ‘ on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal. ’ ‘ let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours. ’ ‘ alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right. ’ ‘ tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot. ’ ‘ catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you. ’ ‘ smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness. ’ ‘ self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta. ’ ‘ you didn’t go through all of that for nothing. ’ ‘ get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie. ’ ‘ i wish i could be there to take care of you right now. ’ ‘ home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you. ’ ‘ i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ ok but platonic forehead kisses. ’ ‘ my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie. ’ ‘ what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately). ’ ‘ do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks. ’ ‘ life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep. ’ ‘ by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12? ’ ‘ cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part. ’ ‘ don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit. ’ ‘ there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you. ’ ‘ being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me? ’ ‘ if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck. ’ ‘ i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too. ’ ‘ my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr. ’ ‘ you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on. ’ ‘ don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight. ’ ‘ not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs. ’ ‘ it’s you. it will always be you. ’ ‘ why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me. ’ ‘ thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness. ’
.. Hello?
Any mutuals still around and alive?
There’s trouble in the air..
There is no trouble here, move along.
Ah, there it is. The trouble.
There's trouble in the air..
‘do you feel 𝒽 ℯ 𝓁 𝒹?’
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I feel like you dont get asked this enough, so, Ruby, how are you doing today?
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'' I.. Am fine. Just tired, I suppose. ''
Starter for @sins-through-the-spine ♡
The night was cold, quiet, you could feel it in the air that winter was fast approaching as a cold breeze blew through the streets filled with people trying to stay warm as they ran their errands, entertained their kids, drank their coffee or were just heading home. Ruby, however, had different intentions tonight.
Dressed up in casual clothes, this time fancying a denim jacket with a few tears in them, the hedgehog made his way to one of the local bars, because what better way to distract you from your sorrows is there than drinking them away with some nice company? Well.. There were quite a few better ways, but tonight was simply a night in which Ruby wanted to indulge on getting lost in liquor for a while, just to shut up his head for once.
As he entered the bar, the thick smell of alcohol hit him right in the face, he could’ve sworn the scent alone was equivalent to downing a single drink.. Shaking off this odd feeling holding onto the hedgehog, he made his way to the bar where a quite familiar face was sitting. He announced his present with a quick pat on the back before taking a seat next to the jackal hybrid.
`` I hope you haven’t been drinking too much without me, have you? ``
And there he goes, ordering his first Whiskey of the night.
Starter for @bandaged-ruby ♡
Who would’ve thought the dark hedgehog would come all this way to the ruins that Finnian called his home.. Just to bring him something to eat and check up on him? The deserted town, or whatever it used to be, felt so strange, no matter how often he’d wander through it in order to find the blind jackal. Where could he be..?
`` Finnian? Are you there? ``
Ruby was not really one quickly bothered by an echo, but his voice sounded as hollow as this nearly abandoned place, like a ghostly howl echoing through the area, distorting his voice in an odd, uncomfortable way.. Finnian better be around here somewhere or for Chaos’ sake... Who knows where Finnian was wondering around right now? He better not be near the cliffs again, there was something extremely unsettling about knowing Finnian was wondering around so close to the edge..
`` I brought you something. Where are you? ``
i don’t know why but i have to know, can. He. Sing...?
Wouldn’t you like to know? Well…. Who knows..
Starter for @chillisonic ♡
Everyone has their ups and downs, their days where they’d like to frolic through a field of flowers, kick up some water from a nearby stream and then fall into the grass laughing, or their days where they’d like to do nothing more but curl up in bed with the blinds down and headphones on and drown out the noise of reality. Yeah, good days and bad days.
Just that.. Ruby couldn’t afford to have those bad days. He was supposed to be a soldier, the ultimate lifeform, someone who always stands tall. He couldn’t afford to rest and just.. Not push through whatever was troubling him. He couldn’t allow his bad days to get to him and bring him down. He had to be ready to face whatever the world may throw at him. However...
This kind of lifestyle gets.. Tiring.. Exhausting.. Draining..
The bad days pile up, further and further until you feel like they’re reaching the sky, threatening to collapse upon you as they cast a gloomy shadow on you. All you need is one particularly worse day and it all comes clashing down on you. Ruby was close to that limit, not quite there yet, but it was still just a tiny bit obvious that he might not be in the best mental place currently.
Thus why he found himself on the edge of a forest, surrounded by colorful flowers and picking the prettiest ones out of the ground. It was a way to cope, to distract himself from the cloud hanging over his head. He had discovered this place quite a while ago as he was out on a very long.. Walk. This place was good, it was isolated, quiet and peaceful, a perfect place to brood and keep himself occupied with something that wouldn’t hurt him.
Though, this spot didn’t seem to be as secluded as he imagined.. He had never run into another person before around here, but this time something felt different. Was it the sun gently warming the ground below that might have lured someone else to this spot? Or perhaps the view of the flowers had caught someone’s interest? Either way, he felt like he wasn’t alone this time..
Does His Music Choice Match His Edge Or Is It Like ‘i may be edgy but i like coffee shop music’??
Well, yes and no? He does listen to quite a few ‘edgy’ or ‘angsty’ bands, but that’s not all there is! He can tolerate a lot of genres and is always open to being introduced to new songs, though he really likes listening to indie music, some rap, rock.. He pays a lot of attention to the meaning of a song, and if the song doesn’t have a real meaning.. He’s not going to like it. And thanks to Khali he was introduced to lofi mixes! Yes, that’s right, Ruby listens to the music from the ‘3 a.m study girl’ videos, too!
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