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Do you think there are Dune larps in Arizona?

Blackbeard

"No! That one is so annoying! I mean, the Japanese toilet one is bad, but..."

The Nanny, regarding a YouTube toy unboxing video.

Just because I can stretch my joints that far doesn’t mean I should.

Curls McGee

“What about those shoes says Triangle Shaped Man to you? Buy those for Kyle.” ~ Redbeard, of a lovely pair of Sperry Topsiders

Oh wow, kid, Maggie did a good job today, because you are FILTHY.

Redbeard

"What am I watching?" "It's like skeeball, but upside down. Blindfolded. With an octopus."

Overheard in my living room while pajamaing the toddler.

Overheard in our Not A Cult