iโm thinking hard about ryland colt and holland in a crop top and some short ass shorts ๐คค
wait donโt do this to me. because.
ryland in a crop top and short shorts is probably the shyest out of the threeโconsidering heโs usually the one wearing the most layers. just so flustered trying to tug to shorts down, and then the shirt, and neither is getting any longer (you have to remind him). then, his glasses are falling off, and heโs just a complete mess. and heโs soo (not) mad when he sees how much youโre drinking this up. heโs all like โare you sure youโre into the crop? i guess itโs pretty โ90s.โ and youโre just frothing at the mouth because youโve never seen his muscles so beautifully wrapped. rylandโs stomach is doing flips every time you run your palms up and down his arms. his soul probably raises out of his body when he realizes that your hands are going to be glued onto him until he changes out of this outfit. you beg him not to, because he just looks so delicious.
colt is really comfortable. too comfortable. again, being stuntman for ryder means heโs getting dressed up in the most absurd cowboy/pirate/cop/etc costumes, and heโs probably done the more revealing ones with little resistance. probably puts sunglasses on and does a little spin for you (the ego on this one), and you have to act like youโre totally not into it. he knows you are and you know you areโso thereโs really no point. this best thing you can do is catch colt by surprise and squeeze on him the second he gets close to you (arms, thighs, ass, really everywhere). the sensation of your hands over the tight fabric of his crop top and shorts is making him choke back a groanโand youโve got the widest grin that coltโs ever seen on you. colt is begging you to play nice with him so he doesnโt throw out his back, but in the end, heโs throwing those sunglasses off and letting you do whatever you want to him.
holland is probably the most resistant out of all three of them. literally only does it to please you and holly (who thinks that her dadโs embarrassment is premium entertainment). while sheโs pointing and laughing at him, you just have this small, devilish smile on your face thatโs making holland squirm. you have to assure him itโs just like that dan aykroyd skit with the hard hats! everybody loves that skit. but itโs even better than dan aykroyd because itโs your very handsome, no-longer-single-father boyfriend whoโs fully on display for you to check out. youโre keeping it pg-13, laughing along, until holly has to leave to hang at jessicaโs. the second sheโs out of the house, youโre making a jump on holland, heโs falling onto the couch with you on him, and youโre groping him through the crop topโtelling him all about how this is the sexiest youโve ever seen him (really, porno-level). holland only gets cocky after you tell him youโre turned on by him all skimpy, and by then, heโs lowering his voice and asking if you want him in this get-up more often.
โฆhappy trails omg who said that !
