The Metal King Slime fled!

oh hellohi

[death-420]

open rp

“i, dio, am going to the store do you want me to get you something? a soda perhaps? maybe some crackers?”

[plastidecor]

“I want my dog back”

[death-420]

“……do you want like a sprite or something?”

[infiniteedge]

[meow-wow72]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

this is the person i see in the corner of my room when i dont take my medication

[broad-city]

[doropetras]

[pagewoman]

Norwegian Forest Cat

by nordligdrom

[guiltygirl]

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[quilahva-deactivated20211206]

[shift-shaping]

Local mage runs out of mana and just starts hitting shit with her staff

[memeculture69]

[pinkprettycure]

site: pwease turn off adbwock

me: pwease stop infecting my compwuter with mawware

[foulserpent]

2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

[foulserpent]

Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.

“Y-You like me?”

—————————————

me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3

ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<

burger king: o___0

—————————————

“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.

[miedriwesley]

How do you delete someone else post

[cursegoat]

From now on, all 「T E X T    P O S T S」 will be written in a ‘JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE FORMAT’…do you understand this ‘FORMAT’?

[otakuconvention]

‘PEE’ is stored in 「T H E B A L L S」

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

[cursegoat]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand