queef machine

what would chief keef say

[slavery]

10 comandments

1: if u look at drugs your going to hell 2: if u miss a day of school your dammed to fail at life 3: you are ugly no matter what 4: pay your taxes 5: don’t you dare say your opinion 6: buy an iPhone 7: eat at McDonald’s 5 times a week 8: love Jesus 9: worship America 10: remeber to have fun :)

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

[lolrobutts-deactivated20150520]

What a champ

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

[marina-del-cyrus]

[all-coopedup]

[fruitsnacky]

The newest color from crayola

[seized]

[twirlingtroye-deactivated201702]

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

[superwariomaker]

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

[unclefather]

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

[speedlimit15]

[emilysachs]

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[hirohamahda]

[phoneticmeow]

Tumblr on November 1st

[xkit-extension-blog]

"Classic Header" is now "Header Options"

And it allows you to un-stickify the header and make it’s width fixed (which might be useful if you keep trying to click the blank space where the Tumblr logo used to be, like me.)

It also allows you to make the notification bubble on the Inbox red again, so you wouldn’t miss new messages.

If you already have “Classic Header”, you can perform an Update All from XKit Control Panel > Other > Update All to upgrade.

[kant-deactivated20190908]

xkit guy i will suck you dick any day any hour and minute any second just @ me

[bunrobot]

[sourcedumal]

This child is our light

[tuhree-deactivated20150723]

when your crush posts a new selfie

[pleatedjeans]

via

[trap-aholic]

[moneyissues]

[leslieknope-s]

[pink-insect]

I just fucking love her.

[soppkey-deactivated20260305]

“Imperfection is underrated”. This should be my motto