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foxy-vanessa:
Ugh, prom (shudders at the memories) the only good thing was spiking the punch and smoking in the parking lot. If I see one more sparkly goddamn dress on display in a window I’m going to hurl.
That is something I can definitely relate to. Well, minus there being anything good about prom.
jakehowell-ing:
Nah, man. Keep piling them on. Don’t be afraid, I’m not going anywhere and I got literally zero issue with gettin’ barbecue sauce every which way here. Thank you kindly.
—Hey, if you want one I’d be quick ‘cause usually it’s kinda rude to third wheel someone else’s wings date.
Well, I was gonna just say a quick hello, but since you’re offering free wings... [She sits down in front of him.] I don’t think I’ll ever say no to that.
margot-polo:
“Bonjour, bitches.”
Can I help you?
jakehowell-ing:
A…storm’s brewin’? I- Sorry, that just sounded way more Harry Potter than usual. I mean, okay. Yeah. I guess I could see that given what’s literally happening right now and… You didn’t hear it from me, but Katie’s been acting way weird ever since her sister came to town and that shady werewolf dude she’s dating. Oliver. Sometimes it’s like she wants to say somethin’ about somethin’ but she just, doesn’t. You know? Pretty stormy stuff.
Still, what can’t fries fix? Hey… You’re not nothing. You’re just not a hundred per cent you right now, that’s what’s wrong. I’m right there with you. C'mon, let’s shake a tail feather already.
Sorry. Sometimes it’s hard for me to shake off this work persona sometimes. But I mean... it doesn’t sound like I’m wrong, all things considered.
Well, you’ve said it enough that now you have to buy me fries. No take backsies. [She let the rest go unsaid, hoping her thanks would reach him anyways.]
Slurred words -- Graham or Kirstie You can pick <3
Kirstie.... is that the girl who works at the dance shop? I mean... don’t get me wrong, it’s a super cliche place to work for a girl, but she also seems to have this kind of, ugh... fighty thing going for her. It’s very punk rock and cute. I mean, uh, yannow. Cool. Whatever.
Slurred words -- Sean
Oh god. I don’t even wanna imagine how often I mixed up him and his… ugh, stupid brother. They don’t even… I mean, when you really think about it, they don’t even look that similar. But G O D . How many times have I mixed them up and yelled at Sean? I wish there was some way to tell him how sorry I was without bruising my ego. Maybe I should make out with him or– No. No, that would set feminism back like ten years. Ugh.
Slurred words -- Brianna
Okay so like— Nothing that I say here can be repeated, okay? I mean it. You can’t tell her because like… Brianna is one of those KWEENS that like, you never want to actually tell her she’s a queen. Yannow? Like, she rules the world but if she knew you’d worry that she’d lose that whole, secretly caring part of her, which is the best part. I dunno. Lately she’s seemed kinda cool and I dunno if it’s because I overlooked her in high school of if she’s gotten recently cool.
bri-barnes:
Psh, that’s so not how we celebrate women, is it? Stand up for yourself and demand what you deserve. But like, in a nice way, ‘cause they work in the service industry and they get yelled at enough.
...You... are absolutely right... Hang on. [She goes up to the counter and speaks politely to the girl, waiting a moment before returning with her proper drink in hand.] You surprise me every time you talk to me-- you know that?
danny-mcr:
You do? Awesome. You know, Bri always used to go on about this place and despite all the football-related superstitions I have, I never came in. My mistake I guess. [ He points at the sticks and nods as if he knows what a bloodstone is ] Uh… That’s incense, right? I know that one. Cool, cool- maybe I should get a basket? There’s not actual blood in that bloodstone, right?
Just really like, overly-suspicious, you know? None of us want my mom to get hurt or anything but Ryan really needs to chill out. He said ‘seriously’ so many times… Can I buy one of those too or do you have to order them online?
I’m honestly surprised at how often Bri comes in here, but... [She shrugged.] It’s a good place, if you let it be. I mean this in an absolutely un-condescending way, but it’s best that you came in while I was here. [Seriously. She was the witch on staff, after all.] Right. It’s fairly cheap, too-- unless you intent to light it in every room. My suggestion is the living room or the dining room, because that would reach almost anyone you’d like it to at home. [She finds herself almost laughing, a half smile reaching her lips.] No, no blood. It’s basically jasper, but the color looks like spots of blood-- hence the nickname. I promise.
No, I know. [Since her magic wasn’t working.... but she didn’t want to assume anything about Danny or his family.] But if it helps, I offer a slap upside the head, free of charge.
fairchildestof-them-all:
I can fix that for you, if you want. Dealing with incompetent baristas was basically my life in New York. Plus, you and I both know that “pretentious customer” comes naturally to me.
Charlene. To what do I owe this... pleasure?
jakehowell-ing:
Thank you, ma'am.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I’ve never…not been a werewolf. Literally born, raised and livin’ as one all my days. Both my parents were too so this is all new to me. I’m not a fan, for the record. I- I don’t know, Pheebs. It definitely got the pack, and Lorelai. Katie’s sister too I’d reckon and some vamp chump Lor’s got a thing with. Seems like a Havensdale thing. Big somethin’ has gotta be on your end, right? Magic for magic, or somethin’. It’s gotta be coming back. You think if there was some magic undo button for bein’ who we are… Well, someone woulda found it by now. [ sighs ] Yeah, this is a real bitch of a situation. You wanna get some fries?
I really don’t know. I mean... it sounds like everyone? It can’t just be a you thing. It can’t just be a me thing. Havensdale... you didn’t hear it from me, but this place is going to shit. I mean it. A storm is brewing Jake-- and this? Permanent or not, this is just the beginning.
I hope it comes back. I don’t like to admit it, but I’m nothing without my magic. Well.... Almost nothing. Fries sound great.
ian-magic-son:
ian-magic-son:
[ Uh oh! He’d finally caught up to her and with that the jig and fun was officially up so Gia shifted back to her fabulous self. Oh well. With a grin, she waggled her fingers towards Ian. ] Not a chance, baby.
I’ll catch you losers on the flip side. [ And with that, she made her swift and mysterious exit. ]
Yeah, well! You- You better run!
… Oh my god. Can you believe her? The audacity!
[For all intents and purposes, Phoebe was speechless. Seeing Ian for the first time in... what seemed like forever, paired with this shifter and the whole ‘no magic’ thing that was happening right now. Still, she managed to muster up a few words.] What in the ever loving fuck- Who was that?
fortheaskbox:
Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
bri-barnes:
Okay, that’s like, a crime against humanity. How long will we let this continue to happen without saying something to someone? Have your people call their people. And by “your people” I mean me using my customer service voice.
My plan was to grin and bear it and emphasize extra sugar, next time.
s-s-stumbling-sean:
Not that often. Just a couple times. Six? Maybe Seven? I haven’t been keeping track. It’s okay, you aren’t the only person to do it. I could start wearing a shirt that says ‘Not Ryan’ on it, if that would help. He probably wouldn’t wear one that said ‘Not Sean’ but he has–how does Selena put it–actual taste, so I guess people don’t really mistake him for me that often.
Seven? Sean, you should have said something! How can I preach about equality when I’m all but abusing you for no reason? Starting now, I swear I’m not going to mix you two up. Twins or not, I should be able to see the difference between you and-- no offense, but your brother’s highkey a pig.
jakehowell-ing:
Good point… I don’t even know if my dreams could get that wild to be honest with you. I’ll keep tryin’ though. Clearly anything is possible when you wake up in this town but what’s new, huh? Damn, I was afraid of that. I mean, outta the bunch of us at the house I mighta been freaking out the least but this’ll fix itself. Magic doesn’t just poof, disappear. That’s a start at least. Smell isn’t as overwhelming now at least.
Good luck with that one. You’ll need it.
I don’t know, Jake. It’s clearly not just me, but I have never... I’ve never not had my magic. If something took it away, it has to be big. Especially if it’s really not just me. I mean, is this an everyone kind of thing? Or just certain people? Is it coming back? I don’t even know where to start and I don’t know how to look into it without magic.
danny-mcr:
Yeah? Yes, thank you. You’re the best. Uh, it’s like… I don’t know, weird. Groggy! A groggy kind of energy, like the house is still asleep even though we’ve smashed through so much coffee this morning.
… And maybe something for how weird Ryan’s being about my mom lowkey dating this Markus guy.
I’ve got a couple things for something like that, actually. I used this one myself and it seemed to help. [She moves to one of the shelves and grabs a couple sticks of incense.] There’s also bloodstone-- which is said to be a powerful energizer. I’ve got some jewelry that can be worn. [She’d offer something more witchy, but she was a bit lacking in that part.]
Define weird? My guess there is that he needs a good slap upside the head, but there might maybe be a reason behind it.
