certified mind blower

❝ J O R D A N MUNN. love yourself so no one has to, they're better off without you.

[kxrdashjenner-deactivated201408]

[ftjordan]

text // cal ♥

calum: yes very true i'm glad you're my girlfriend again i missed this :~))) not really i bet you've seen cuter mhm

calum: truly amazing tbh i don't think it's humanly possible for a couple to love each other as much as we love each other so :/// we're adorable

calum: does it really oh

jordan: every time you call me your girlfriend i get all !!! boyfriend boyfriend i have the cuuuutest boyfriend

jordan: no i totally agree with you like :||| amazing we're really cute tbh we just love each other a lot it's totally fine

jordan: m....aybe a little (a lot)

[ftjordan]

text // cal ♥

calum: it's so cute im so!! lucky!! not really stop lying

calum: i know i am tbh but you should know by now that i will always love you more always always

calum: hell yeah i've got to work on my serious face now too like it's really hard for me to be serious without laughing you know

jordan: we're lucky to have each other ok :~)) i'm not l...ying you're the cutest person i've ever seen??

jordan: listen i'm gonna level with you i don't think it's humanly possible for a person to love another person more than i love you so!!! it's just science ok it's just facts

jordan: i know but luckily ur face in general turns me on so

[90s-givenchy]

[ftjordan]

text // cal ♥

calum: "trolloping" who even says that anymore!! why're you so cute!!

calum: you can't do that to me though please i'll be sitting here in this hotel room all by myself :~(((( and i'll be worried about you :~(((((

calum: ok i'll work on it just for you promise

jordan: i do i say it!!! stop i'm not cute you are tho

jordan: you're right i wouldn't do that to you because i love you too much :~(((( more than you love me :~(((((

jordan: thank you it'd be much appreciated you'll get more action so it's a win/win honestly

[ftjordan]

text // cal ♥

calum: don't be you're not an asshole i love you more always

calum: maybe idk but im thinkin' i should be serious more often bc damn

jordan: don't start with me i won't come home i'll go out trolloping through the city!!! unless you let me love u more ofc :~)

jordan: i'm thinking the same thing bc damn yeah damn

[ftjordan]

text // cal ♥

calum: jesus you scared me pls dont do that

calum: are you really did me actually being serious for once turn you on amazing

jordan: i'm sorry i'm an asshole i love you

jordan: it really did what the hell is this a kink do you think

[ftjordan]

text // cal ♥

calum: dont fuck with me jordan

calum: are you actually hurt

jordan: n.......o i'm sorry

jordan: lil turned on tho amazing

[ftjordan]

text // cal ♥

calum: what oh my god are you okay what happened are you hurt is everything ok jesus christ

jordan: yes i am hurt

[ftjordan]

text // cal ♥

jordan: calum!!!!!!! text me back asap it's an emergency

[ftsadie-blog1]

Biting his lip, Calum looked down at the girl and shook his head. “You love me though.” Before he could even began to respond to the small kiss she left on his lips, she was gone and he let out a little huff. “That’s only going to make me pout more, you should know that.” He stated with a light sniff and a turn of his head, even though he knew she was only kidding. If she was anything like him, she wouldn’t be able to last too long without kissing him. Even going all day today without kissing her was hard for him. Calum turned to her, his mouth slightly agape in mock hurt. “I can cook you something without burning down the entire hotel, I’m a little hurt. I’m a perfectly capable cook and now you don’t get anything because you’re being mean.” He was only joking of course, he knew how bad his cooking skills were but in all honestly if Jordan wanted something for dinner he’d do that best he could, no questions asked. More than likely though he’d end up simply calling room service and they’d cuddle until it got there. He looked down at the girl tucked into his side, “If you’re tired, you should sleep, baby. We can always spend tomorrow together.” He mumbled, picking up their intertwined hands and placing a light kiss on the back of her hand.

[ftjordan]

"Kind of, maybe. Just a little." And she didn't mean it, of course, but it was better than constantly telling him that she loved him more than anyone on the entire planet. The thought that he would eventually get annoyed by her proclamations didn't sit well in the pit of her stomach, and she happily replaced them with butterflies once he feigned hurt. "Please, like I could actually go without kissing you. I thought I was gonna have a complex trying not to kiss you these past few weeks." She admitted with a shrug, giggling to herself as his jaw dropped. "You're really not gonna give me anything? Now I'm hurt. I could cry at any second." Cue the dramatic pout. "I got Chinese on the way home, so you got off lucky this time. But you're cooking for me before this tour is over, mark my words." Letting out a contented noise of approval, Jordan buried her nose back into his neck and sighed comfortably. "Tomorrow. Yeah. The whole entire day. Like.. from the second we wake up to the second we fall asleep, promise?" She knew how needy she sounded, but she didn't care. "I'm annoying and in love with you. Not the best combo."

[ftsadie-blog1]

Calum smiled, biting his lip to keep himself from laughing before pulling his lips together in another pout. “But I just did. What’re you gonna do about it, hm?” He challenged, his pout soon replaced with a small smirk. “Well good, I’m glad. Just let me know if I can do anything for you, yeah? Like make you dinner or something.” He shrugged, because honestly she probably worked ten times harder then he did today, well he knew that for a fact by now exhausted she looked. He’d do anything if it meant that she’d be feeling better. The boy shook his head, “No, I’m not that tired. I was thinking about watching a movie actually, but if you’re tired you could go to bed. I don’t mind.” He was still a little hyped up from the show earlier that night, he couldn’t imagine going to sleep now, but in reality if he laid his head down properly with Jordan’s arms around his waist he could probably fall asleep in seconds. 

[ftjordan]

Fighting back a giggle, Jordan shook her head once more. "So difficult." She muttered, propping her head up a little so she could press a chaste kiss to his pout. "If you don't stop I'm never kissing you again. Ever." And if she kissed him again after she spoke, she'd justify it by saying that she couldn't possibly be that close to him without kissing him. Cocking a brow, her own lips pursed at his next statement. "You're gonna make me dinner?" She asked, trying to hide the disbelief in her tone. "Like, without burning the entire hotel down?" She was only teasing now, but she figured he deserved it for the whole pouting thing. Chewing at her bottom lip as she considered what he said, it took Jordan all of two seconds to come to a decision. Taking Calum's hand almost subconsciously, she laced their fingers and shrugged her shoulders. "If you're not sleeping, I'm not sleeping. I've barely seen you all day. I'm having withdrawals." 

[ftsadie-blog1]

It seemed like having Jordan tucked into his side with her head on his chest was the only thing missing from his day and he couldn’t be happier that she was here now. Calum would take a grumpy and tired Jordan over no Jordan at all, plus the little pout was probably one of the cutest things he’s seen. “You can’t do that, I’d miss you too much.” He whined playfully, a small pout of his own gracing his lip when she lifted her head. “Hi, babe.” He laughed, “I’m sorry you had a tough day.” He added before placing a kiss on her forehead, the thought of her having a tough day made Calum simply want to keep her in bed all day tomorrow, his arms wrapped around her body and her head tucked into his neck until she felt better. “Missed you more.” He smiled, letting out a small sigh and shrugging his shoulders. “It was alright, the show was pretty good and I’m a bit tired but that’s all. I can’t complain really.”

[ftjordan]

Crinkling her nose, Jordan slowly shook her head. "No pouting. You can't do that to me." He knew damn well that his pout could get her to do just about anything - he could get her to do just about anything - so it was totally an unfair advantage. "Don't be sorry. Everything's totally fine now. Perfect, actually." Jordan murmured, because any time she spent with him was sure to make her happy on even her worst days. "Do you wanna go to sleep?" She asked, brushing some of his hair off his forehead with furrowed brows. She knew he worked too hard sometimes, and she hated to think that she was keeping him awake. "I'll be quiet." The brunette whispered, faking zipping her lips and tossing away the key.

[ughjosh]

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

[ftsadie-blog1]

For Calum, it was probably one of the easiest days on tour so far. He woke up close to noon, laying in bed for a little bit longer with his phone in his hands before actually getting up and going to take a long shower. He’d spend most of his day with his bandmates, messing around and preparing for the show that night. He’d seen Jordan all of three times, sending small smiles and goofy grins but overall he just kept his distance from her, because unlike him she seemed to be busy with other things and doing what she had to with Luke. The show was amazing, as usual so afterwards he came walking back to his hotel room, taking another quick shower before crawling into bed. It was an hour, maybe two, when he heard the door open and close, the familiar brunette walking straight toward him on the bed with a small pout adoring her lips. He laughed lightly, grabbing her gently by the waist and bringing her into his side, kissing the top of her head. “Hard day, I’m assuming?”

[ftjordan]

There was something about the way her body immediately melted into his that was more than comforting, Calum's hands resting on her waist like they belonged there. She could only nod her head in response, too grumpy to even speak while the pout remained prominent on her lips. "I quit." She mumbled, voice muffled as she nuzzled her nose into his neck. Jordan was just being dramatic, of course, and when she picked her head up a few seconds later she gave herself a second to inspect his appearance. " -- Hi." She greeted with a weak smile, realizing that she hadn't even said it when she first walked through the door. She'd barely seen him that day, which was probably a contributing factor to why it sucked so much. "Missed you." She added with a press of her lips to his cheek. "How was your day, baby?"

[sugimotos]

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING

[ftjordan]

To put it bluntly, Jordan wasn't happy. She couldn't remember the last time she'd actually had a day this busy, namely because Luke never asked her to do anything and she was maybe a little spoiled because of it, and now when she actually had to do something she couldn't handle it. Her hair was pulled up into a messy ponytail, loose tendrils falling out around her face, and all she wanted to do when she got back to her room at half past midnight was cuddle. Because of that, she was more than thankful when she arrived to Calum already laying on the bed, meaning she wouldn't have to ask him to stop whatever he was doing just to give her what she wanted. "Calum." Jordan whined, crawling toward him with a pout and laying directly on top of him. "Love me."