We All Do Dumb Shit When We're Fucked Up

A blog dedicated to the stupid shit people do when they're fucked up. send your stupid stories via ask box. (this blog is owned by multiple people and compiles the stories of many)

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So high I just tried to light my lighter with my other lighter...

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So high I cried a little when I lost my lighter...

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So drunk I passed out on the toilet...

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So high I put on a second pair of pants...

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So high I packed a bowl and dumped it out before I even smoked it...

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So high I lost my shoes while I was wearing them...

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So high I put a second hot pocket in the microwave because I forgot I already made one...

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So high I caught my hair on fire...

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So high I lost my phone in my boot while I was wearing it...

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So high I cried when I saw a puppy...

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So high I thought I was chewing gum but it was only the wrapper...

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So drunk I packed a bowl of weed into my beer bottle...

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So high I thought my phone ringing was the door bell...

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So high I thought every mother in the world was named, "Mom"...

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So high I got freaked out when I turned to talk to my friend because she had left and a dog took her place...

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So fucked up I dipped my bubble wand in my beer....

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So high I packed a bowl of lint to smoke...