fuck being human.

[fuckbeinghuman]

intro post because hell yeah

hii i'm apollo, and i'm a silly little therian guy here in your electronical device :3c

names ; apollo, riley, tiger, claw prns ; he/it/growl/bite/paw/mutt/gore/rot therio/kintypes ; caninekin (german shepherd, questioning siberian husky), undeadkin, tigerkin, wingkin, fictionkin, questioning more genders/identities ; zombgoremuttic, canineeic, caninegender, humanthing

[wip] tags: [kintype] thoughts ; for organizing kin posts

[fuckbeinghuman]

if you imagine me as human behind the screen, you're WRONG. i'm actually a dog typing here all the time im using my paws to type its very difficult

[fuckbeinghuman]

being human sucks what if i wanna bark bark ruff awoooo ? what then? what if i dont wanna pay taxes? im just a dog you cant make me pay taxes!!!

[massivecolorperfection]

You are human

[fuckbeinghuman]

oh wow its almost like this account is used for otherkin content! wow i couldnt fucking notice the obvious fucking HUMAN BODY IM IN that i look and care for every day! its almost like i fucking know that, dumbass!

also, i don't have to pay taxes yet, idiot. :)

[fuckbeinghuman]

being human is so STUPID !! i dont wanna learn about photosynthesis and economics i wanna hunt and run around in the forest and reject my human identity thatd be so epic

[fuckbeinghuman]

being human sucks what if i wanna bark bark ruff awoooo ? what then? what if i dont wanna pay taxes? im just a dog you cant make me pay taxes!!!

[rosenthesylveon]

the IRS would say otherwise

[fuckbeinghuman]

gonna bite the entirety of the irs whatre they gonna do if i eated all the taxes

[fuckbeinghuman]

being human sucks what if i wanna bark bark ruff awoooo ? what then? what if i dont wanna pay taxes? im just a dog you cant make me pay taxes!!!

[fuckbeinghuman]

embracing my true self (laying down on my stomach in my little nest, tail wagging behind me because i'm just an eepy little pup)

[fuckbeinghuman]

the nonhuman creatures love me on tumblr dot com...........and i love em too !

ill feed you guys more of my nonhuman stupidity soon sorry for my death (<- literally undeadkin)

[fuckbeinghuman]

wagging my tail sm talking to my friends that i get worried that it's real and that i'll knock something over bc i love em all sm . straight up forgetting i'm human bc i'm so happy

[fuckbeinghuman]

i NEED to bite something so bad ghrghrghrghghghhghg rhahhhhh ineed to bite and chew and gnaw and growl !!!nobody gets it like this is NECESSITIES!!! theres a reason im a FERAL canine i need to be MUZZLED i WILL bite people and everything!!

[fuckbeinghuman]

"you're not a dog! you're delusional, you're human!!" erhmm says who? do you have access to my camera? what says i'm not just a mutt typing with his paws? hmmm???

[rarespawns]

Leaked photo of op

[fuckbeinghuman]

the government has officially released pictures of me while online holy shit!! is that legal

[rarespawns]

I mean, it's the government, what can you really do?

[fuckbeinghuman]

im gonna sue the government n shit i guess🤷🤷🤷

[fuckbeinghuman]

"you're not a dog! you're delusional, you're human!!" erhmm says who? do you have access to my camera? what says i'm not just a mutt typing with his paws? hmmm???

[rarespawns]

Leaked photo of op

[fuckbeinghuman]

the government has officially released pictures of me while online holy shit!! is that legal

[fuckbeinghuman]

"you're not a dog! you're delusional, you're human!!" erhmm says who? do you have access to my camera? what says i'm not just a mutt typing with his paws? hmmm???