You MCM Is A Fuckboy

A collection of humorous posts based on the idea that Percival Graves is a no good fuckboy who needs to stay a million miless away from Credence. Submissions are welcome FAQ

[fuckboygraves]

Graves: are you kinkshaming me?

Newt: Mr. Graves I’m never not kinkshaming you

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Tina: no matter what you can’t invite Graves and Credence into your case at the same time

Newt: a bold assumption that I would ever speak to Graves

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Credence: if you’re saying I play favorites you’re wrong. I love everybody equally.

*Earlier that day*

Credence: I don’t care for Graves

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New fantastic beasts movie: we’ve got a couple pee oh sees this time don’t worry

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Just thought of a cursed thing folks

Gravence Call me by your name AU

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Newt: What do I think of Graves? Oh he’s like the older brother I never had

Newt: cause the older brother I do have is normal and not an asshole

[milkoosagi]

fantastic beasts: final scene

[fuckboygraves]

henlo graves

helllo you STINKY MAN

go eat a whiskey ugly

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Tina: so have you ever been "with" Graves?

Credence: the only thing I've been with Graves is annoyed

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Tina: somebody needs to tell Credence about the birds and the bees

Newt: they're disappearing at an alarming rate

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Newt: I spend all my time, energy, and love caring for these creatures

Tina: but they're not even human

Newt: Sometimes... things that are human... are worse

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Mary Lou: you've always been useless in hospital situations, Credence. I remember one time you cried and cried for no reason.

Credence: she's referring to my birth

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woke up wet with unshed tears. please i cry out. aching inside from the emotional void. need you to fill it up with toxic hate choke me with your hard resistance to common decency stroke your massive ego with my limp hand. fuck you sob

-Newt when a creature won’t let him pet it

[fuckboygraves]

God I love your blog, the best thing that happened to me. I'm so tired of that gr*dence shit(or how it spells? doesn't matter) I just wanted to thank you for your time and making me less angry and upset about that whole otp

Thank you! Im glad I can provide some stress relief and hopefully make you laugh once in a while

[fuckboygraves]

Story of my life

[repressedmagic]

@synthetiicsoul

THERE IS NO MR. GRAVES.

[fuckboygraves]

Cant believe I had that awful spelling error in my last post and none of you called me in on it