I AM THEMUPPETMAN

•|_/°-Berni 19 he/they/she-°\_|• anyone who expects consistency from me is more delusional than I am

[fuckingacceptanamejfc]

Fucking love this gif

My art tag :

[chickenfarmersan]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

[sprucebluw]

Little Bloody Mary comic that i did in class.

Please dont mind any spelling mistakes i do not partake in English language glorification /j

[trashfishhh]

Love the hooded look in the opening. From the back he looks like a scoop of black sesame ice cream（inside a really, really suspicious rusty ice cream truck）

[calinde4n]

bloodymary swap au #4

[calinde4n]

more of my ryland suffering in iron lung,, (bloodymary swap au #2

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

[elucubrare]

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

[cabbageheadgames]

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[the-quietestmela]

does writing fanfiction count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

don't make me say the mummy thing again

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[cat-dot-exe]

Rocky fix all miscommunication. All hail Rocky.

[micaxiii]

Once again I put an excessive amount of time and effort into redrawing and editing a meme~

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[official-deutschebahn]

gumo meine freunde was passiert grade in deutschland gibt mir updates

[official-deutschebahn]

danke !

[punkheart11]

I really like the idea of Rocky just plopping Simon in front of Grace's door one morning like cats do with like, dead mice or birds

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[pipistrellus]

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

[creekfiend]

Ship just asked me to describe the rock to them so they could search the house for it and then went and found it for me. Ten years later. here is the rock:

that’s true love babey