[kosmogrl]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

[wanderlog]

[sulfatto-deactivated20241018]

[poughkeepsiesjr]

not his ass laughing. what's so funny about 22 million killer bees.

[prudishchanteuse-deactivated202]

İ wish i had the mental illness that makes you get a phd

[perrfectly]

[stars-bean]

"Here's to the happiest of new years to all my wonderful friends. Let's all raise a cup to ring in the new year. Happy New Year."

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) dir. Jamie Mitchell and Gary Katona

[angelbabymikaa]

i know you don’t play guitar, but if you hold my neck & finger me, i’ll make the prettiest little sounds ever

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

[dominant-dominion]

Normalize kissing your woman after nutting down their throat.

[nikkilunalace]

A thunder storm and inappropriate touching would fix me.

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[spacefinch]

This post is especially funny this New Year’s Day.

[segamascot]

[empty-sigh]

Want to hear you moan my name while I jerk off on call to you

[pissgoon]

men who grunt and growl and moan and whimper and say a breathy “fuck” before they cum are the pinnacle of our society

[princess-lilura]

I’m going to

𝗖 are for you

𝗨 nderstand you

𝗠 ake you feel appreciated