the worst day of your life but the first day of yourself

(➡️MCR LA 24/10/26!) jeb, 30. he/they. 🏳️‍⚧️ red river métis. the sims 2's most autistic custom content creator. sims content is over at 2fingerswhiskey! disabled, -1 pancreas, chronically ill and still kickin'. vegas pro's last remaining warrior in the battle against adobe. ◇in the face of extermination say fuck you.◇ been a fan of mcr since 2004! sorry, you're not escaping this one, followers! if MCR5 releases i'll start testosterone i s2g. i like other games such as disco elysium, slime rancher 1/2, ostriv, the full of cats series, cities skylines, CK3, animal crossing, harvest moon/SoS, and pokemon. i also like other bands such as talking heads, the tragically hip, pink floyd, etc but sadly i do not live in a time period where they're touring and/or all alive so you get this. been on tumblr for half my life at this point and still am bad at blog descriptions. also i have 4 cats check em out at #cats! (also one of them is NOT named whiskey after this blog. he was named that before he got here and refused any renaming attempts which ngl is funny as hell)

[twofingerswhiskey]

i love the absolute audacity of the killjoys to drive a beater trans am in the desert wasteland, a car it's totally notoriously totally easy and common to find parts for. like do they know there isn't an autozone in the zones or does some poor employee have to show up in a zoneproofed regular car to deliver them new power disc brakes every couple months

[twofingerswhiskey]

r/batterycity post by fun_ghoul: "where in the zones can i get a new solenoid, one of my friends wanted to look at a lizard and now the fucking car won't turn over NO it isn't the starter motor we just replaced that."

r1tal1nr4t: have you tried zoneslist

fun_ghoul: do i LOOK like i have a fucking handcomputer

closedopeneyes04: what are you typing this on

fun_ghoul: smart fridge

[twofingerswhiskey]

this is how i know this website has a masc shortage. because nobody's pointed out it actually takes two types of brakes yet. that poor autozone employee risking their life and none of you fuckers told the killjoys about the drum brakes in the back

[twofingerswhiskey]

i love the absolute audacity of the killjoys to drive a beater trans am in the desert wasteland, a car it's totally notoriously totally easy and common to find parts for. like do they know there isn't an autozone in the zones or does some poor employee have to show up in a zoneproofed regular car to deliver them new power disc brakes every couple months

[twofingerswhiskey]

r/batterycity post by fun_ghoul: "where in the zones can i get a new solenoid, one of my friends wanted to look at a lizard and now the fucking car won't turn over NO it isn't the starter motor we just replaced that."

r1tal1nr4t: have you tried zoneslist

fun_ghoul: do i LOOK like i have a fucking handcomputer

closedopeneyes04: what are you typing this on

fun_ghoul: smart fridge

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[wiltking]

you really can reach a point with transgender enlightenment wherein you can attribute any bodily feature silhouette and detail to any gender regardless of typical cisgender aesthetic connotations. anything can be a man's body if the person in it is a man. anything can be a woman's body if the person in it is a woman. anything can be a genderless body if the person in it is genderless. and so on. the only thing that matters is the personhood within and whether you are willing to look and know and see it. open your eyes. keep trying until you no longer flinch or turn away in shame or anger or confusion.

[imoanurparentsnames]

thought this post was appropriate

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[sleepnoises]

boyfriend's quail photos have reached perhaps a lifetime peak today

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[twofingerswhiskey]

i love the absolute audacity of the killjoys to drive a beater trans am in the desert wasteland, a car it's totally notoriously totally easy and common to find parts for. like do they know there isn't an autozone in the zones or does some poor employee have to show up in a zoneproofed regular car to deliver them new power disc brakes every couple months

[design-is-fine]

Florence Broadhurst, wallpaper samples, exclusively from the year 1973. Via Powerhousemuseum

[parkchanwoohoo]

[charl0ttan]

being myself performatively

[idjumptoo]

[theaterard]

She has never been anything but mean and aloof on stage EXCEPT for when She hugged the teddy bear and

watching a Ray solo

[blluegoose]

One-eyed tree frog at work today. What is your story handsome.....

[lestatbf]

no source other than my beautiful mind but i know that gerard has wished they were a trans man because it felt like an easier lens through which to accept their own transsexuality

[lestatbf]

gerard, oblivious: i wish i had tits i mean breasts so i could bind :/

lindsey: okay now say the first part again. slow.

[wildbeautifuldamned]

Vintage Dutch Delft Hand Painted Tile With A Fish Blue And White EBAY km07_6

[twofingerswhiskey]

weird airplane

[innerchildabortionclinic]

meow