the worst day of your life but the first day of yourself

@twofingerswhiskey

(➡️MCR LA 24/10/26!) jeb, 30. he/they. 🏳️‍⚧️ red river métis. the sims 2's most autistic custom content creator. sims content is over at 2fingerswhiskey! disabled, -1 pancreas, chronically ill and still kickin'. vegas pro's last remaining warrior in the battle against adobe. ◇in the face of extermination say fuck you.◇ been a fan of mcr since 2004! sorry, you're not escaping this one, followers! if MCR5 releases i'll start testosterone i s2g. i like other games such as disco elysium, slime rancher 1/2, ostriv, the full of cats series, cities skylines, CK3, animal crossing, harvest moon/SoS, and pokemon. i also like other bands such as talking heads, the tragically hip, pink floyd, etc but sadly i do not live in a time period where they're touring and/or all alive so you get this. been on tumblr for half my life at this point and still am bad at blog descriptions. also i have 4 cats check em out at #cats! (also one of them is NOT named whiskey after this blog. he was named that before he got here and refused any renaming attempts which ngl is funny as hell)

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he's just a teen girl actually

i found my switch

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

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I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

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please do not post fergie

are you guys seeing this….

What came first, the Jeremy Renner app or GPic?

pick up the phone fucker :3

crying

learning so much about charlie saxton rn

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

taking notes

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

@ffoxer replied:

Now I'm thinking about the prefix "pen," which as far as I can think I may have only ever seen in "penultimate"

It's Latin for "nearly" or "almost", and it does pop up in a few other English words. "Penultimate", "penumbra" and "peninsula" are the only ones I can think of that you'd even remotely expect to encounter in everyday speech, though; the rest are all medical or mathematical jargon.

#so peninsula means what? #almost island? #lmao (via @actualanxiousswampwitch)

That is the actual etymology of the word "peninsula", yes.

way siblings!

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

badassdemonsword

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

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