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flexrated:Ā āIāve got some bells for you to jingle.ā
In a world of constant cosmic threats, nothing could have matched the unexpected throupling of theseĀ three. Two Bat-adjacent do-gooders, one revolving door anti-hero/villain, all united in a shared state of lust for each other.
But mainly, Jasonās incredible dick. Thatās what really brought Dick and Slade together after all those years of strife between them.
Theyād never spent a Christmas together, though, and that made for some real interestingĀ moments shared between them. (Usually during intermissions of their hot, passionate sex.) But neither could have expected Jasonās apparently festive cheer. Slade thought they were united in a hatred for Christmas, but apparently not...
Slade glances at Jason curiously.Ā āThere a reason youāre talking all fruity like that, Hood? Itās kinda ruining my vibe here,ā he says, nodding down to the sloppy mess Dick was making of his cunt as he ate the older man out.
This, of course, catches Dickās attention.Ā āAs much as Iād love to jingle them for you, Jay, maybe gramps over here wouldnāt mind having them in his faceāā he chuckles, lips slick with Sladeās essence.
@flexrated:Ā āI bet youāve never received a toy like this from Santa before.ā
Bruce never considered himself one for the holidays. Clark by contrast, however, lovedĀ them. Always did, apparently. Maybe it was just because the former grew up in a concrete jungle like Gotham while the latterās idyllic rural home made for an ideal Christmastime, but Bruce really needed to work himself up to form any sort of excitement for the day.
This meant Clark reallyĀ had to work hard to compensate, and this morning he outdid himself. Even after a week in Smallville, with all its holiday cheer, Bruce remained a grump. But finding a nude Clark under the Kent Christmas tree, well... Bruceās heart wasnāt the only thing growing ten times larger right now.
āHave I ever received a beefy, nude alien for Christmas? I canāt say my parents ever thought to give me one of those, no,ā he purrs in response, kneeling down to steal Clarkās lips into a lazy kiss.Ā āHow long have you been waiting here for me...?ā
š Smut Sentence Starters {ChristmasĀ Themed} š
š āI think someone wants to end up on the naughty list tonight.ā
š āThe presents can wait. I can think of something else I want to unwrap.ā
š āFuck me under the mistletoe.ā
š āIām going to make your ass as red as Rudolphās nose.ā
š āIāve got some bells for you to jingle.ā
š āCome sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas.ā
š āSanta Claus isnāt the only one thatās going to be coming tonight.ā
š āAll I want for Christmas is to fuck you.ā
š āI bet you canāt tie me to the bed with the Christmas lights.ā
š āWatching you suck on that candy cane is turning me on.ā
š āThe stockings arenāt the only thing thatās hung.ā
š Ā āTis the season to be kinky.ā
š āLetās make things interesting and decorate the tree naked.ā
š āYou look kinda sexy with that Santa hat on.ā
š āI bet youāve never received a toy like this from Santa before.ā
MIKE VOGELĀ Sex/Life 1.03
soncfthewitchā:
āTeddy, you didnāt have to get me anything. All I want, all I need, is you,ā says Billy softly, touched as he takes the box from his husband. āHappy anniversary⦠thank you.ā He beams at him before pulling Teddy into a kiss again, holding onto the man for as long as possible now that they were finally both here together. On their tenth anniversary and sharing a few minutes of private time alone with no distractionsāit was perfect timing to do something special forĀ the other one this year.
Billy stared back at Teddy. At that moment, he didnāt see the boy Teddy had once been. Time had shaped him, eroded the softness, crisping and sharpening the features of his handsome face. He wasnāt the naive boy the Skrull queen tried to kill so many years ago during her secret invasion. Teddy had grown strong and yet there was still a gentleness in his touch. A warmth in his kiss that had Billy tremble against him.
With a wave of his hand, the air above their mattress shimmers. The ruffling of fabric and the clank of metal against metal announce the sudden appearance of a folded Kree uniform and two metal bands on Teddyās side of the bed.
āWhat does one give to an interstellar emperor? I recall you once told me that our rings were all that was left of your fatherās legacy. The last piece of him you had. Thank you for sharing him with me. I wanted you to have something else of his. His old Kree uniform. Iām told it had quite a colorful history. In case anyone comes asking, I do not believe in⦠aggressive negotiations. But I found something of your brotherās, Genis-Vell. Technically, he would have been your little brother, his Nega Bonds were lost in the battle that took his life, but I found them. Actually, ānegotiatedā with someone that found them. I tried to find something of your sisterās but⦠no luck.ā
āWhatās in the box?ā
āThatās very nice of you to say, baby, but I wouldnāt feel good about myself if I didnāt get you something for our special day,ā says Teddy, with an adoring glint in his eye. He couldnāt just let this momentous occasion come and go without some sort of marker to commemorate it. But if all Billy had for him was this slow, lingering kiss, then Teddy could live with it.
He pulls back to admire his husbandās face, perhaps a little less youthful than it used to be, but hey ā Teddy wasnāt getting any younger, either. Growing old with him was part of the deal. But even with his slightly more aged face, Billy still had the glow of a man in the prime of his life. The same shy, awkward teen Teddy met all those years ago was still there, just with a bit more confidence now. (And one hell of an ass on him, too. All that time in the royal gym did his body good.)
When Teddyās eyes land on the uniform and bands, which he knew to once belong to his late father, he canāt help but feel a little choked up.Ā āBilly, Iāā he says, awash with appreciation he didnāt know he was still capable of.Ā āThatās amazing. I didnāt know these things still existed. Thank you,ā he says, returning his husband another kiss, cradling that cute little head in his hands.Ā
āI guess we must have been on the same wavelength then, because I talked to your mom āthe other one, I meanā about getting you something, and she had an idea,ā Teddy begins, lifting up the box to reveal a familiar trinket: a certain red headdress with ornery detailing.Ā āShe happened upon one of the first crowns she wore as the Scarlett Witch recently; she thought sheād lost it. She said this was the one she used to wear when she conceived you and Tommy... I dunno if this is something you would be interesting in actually wearing, but I thought maybe youād like to have it...?ā
soncfthewitchā:
āMm, hm. I thought you could use some us-time after your day. I can go,ā coos Billy with a wry grin. He turns around to meet Teddy face-to-face, cupping his husbandās cheek in his hand, āAnd⦠I wanted to be here for it.ā After all the time theyāve spent together now, their devotion is still so new and overwhelming, even after ten years of marriage.
Itās something that neither of them ever expected to get used to or understand how to deal with, but it somehow happened all the same. āI missed you today,ā whispers Billy. He smiles warmly as he hugs Teddy, his face nestling between the manās pecs, stroking a hand down the length of the otherās spine affectionately; theyāve been through so much together after all these years. It feels natural for him now - like something he should have always done without question or permissionā¦
āWe really need to get away.ā
Despite the many burdens they carried, there was still hope for them. They balanced their personal lives with the responsibility to each other as well and often pulled away from one another because of it allābut not always. Not today.
The Empire had accepted Billy into its ranks, though his motherās reputation caused some resentment among those who opposed him or what he represented; both the Scarlet Witch and her child could be dangerous if given enough power. Thatās why Billy stayed out of politics altogether- humans have never been great at deciding things on behalf of others.
Teddy got used to being away from Billy for long stretches of time a while ago, but that didnāt mean he liked it. Sometimes he yearned for the good old days when they were young(er) and didnāt have the same responsibility they did now. But they werenāt kids anymore; now they were adults with responsibilities outside of justĀ being superheroes.
āYou donāt have to tell me twice,ā Teddy agrees with a chuckle, leaning down to kiss Billy on the lips, for what felt like the first time in years but was probably closer to a few hours at most.Ā āNeed to find some time to do it first, but Iāll make it a priority... which actually reminds meāā he begins, taking Billy by the hand to lead him to the bedroom.
He pulls something out of the closet: a tiny, unassuming box. āYou know what today is...? I almost forgot myself, but Lauri-Ell reminded me in just enough time to do something about it,ā says Teddy, wondering if the date of their tenth anniversary had slipped Billyās mind too.Ā
@soncfthewitchāā
When Teddy took the role of Kree-Skrull emperor however long ago, some part of him didnāt think it would be an enduring decision. Like his people would split themselves off just as quickly as they united. His leadership skills were never in question; the galaxy around him fostered the hesitancy. But the one thing he never lost confidence about was Billy.
It dawned on Teddy as he came up on ten years of leading the Empire that heād been married to Billy just as long. That part he almost couldnāt believe. He remembered when they were teenagers in the early days of their relationship, getting to know one another as friends before they became lovers. God, he felt old now. At least he had Billy to feel old with.
The good thing about being emperor was that it meant he could take little breaks throughout the day whenever he deemed fit, and nobody would question him, (Well, most people wouldnāt question him. Lauri-Ell never stopped being an inquisitive one, bless her.) After an afternoon ādid they have afternoons in the middle of space?ā spent taking audiences with various diplomats and ambassadors, Teddy decided to retire to his and Billyās chambers for a brief respite. There he found a very pleasant surprise in the form of his lovely husband in the living area.
āYou didnāt tell me you were gonna be here,ā grins Teddy, pulling Billy into an adoring embrace from behind, kissing on his slender neck. Even after all these years, he still completely dwarfed his better half with that huge, muscled physique of his ā though to his credit, Billy had recently put on some mass in his older age that the emperor found veryĀ appealing. āThought you had some superhero-ing to do on Earth... would have put off all my meetings today if I knew you were gonna be here, baby.ā
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rockinrpmemesā:
Sometimes threads die in drafts. Reblog if youāre willing to continue them in IM or Discord!
Because sometimes a quick, shorter responses between the two of you without the pressure and formality of paras & icons etc is all you need!
open to: friends and allies! jon is vers if it goes there
āMan, summerās almost over already, huh?ā says Jon, taking a seat in the chaise lounge besides the other.Ā
āNext thing you know, itās gonna be winter... I dunno about you, but I hate winter. Hate having to bundle up in layers of clothing just to keep warm. Nothing like laying out in the sun and working on your tan...ā
open to: clark has been dating your oc for a while now and heās decided to tell them the truth about his identity. could be a civilian or another superhero who hasnāt yet revealed themselves either. clark is versatile if it goes there
āThereās something I need to tell you,ā Clark says, knowing that this moment wouldnāt be easy, telling the person heād been dating for nearly a year now that heād been hiding a majorĀ part of himself from them.Ā
How did he want to start? With the whole Iām actually an alienĀ bit, or that he was Superman? Did it matter? And how would they react? Anger? Confusion? Fear? All of the above? Yet as much as wanted to back out out and keep it a secret, he knew he couldnāt. They deserved to know the truth.
āI, uh... my name isnāt Clark. Or at least itās not the name given to me by birth parents. They named me Kal-El. And Iām not from here. Iām not from Earth. I was born on the planet Krypton. And Iāā he begins, stammering slightly.Ā āIām Superman.ā
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